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Posted by Jae on November 14th, 2008

WAS BACK IN MEDFIELD AT THE STREET CORNER AND WE SAW A BOBCAT RUNNING BUY IN THE WOONDS. I WS JUST NJOYING TH E SIGHT, BTU SOMEONE COMPLAINEND THAT YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO KILL THEM, JUST LIKE THIS HOT REDHEAADHAD BEEN WORKING WIT. WHILE I WAS WATCHING FOR THE BOBCAT TO RECTUR SO I COUU THE 911 GUY SUGGESTED THAT I TRICK THE MONKEY INTO FORGETTING IT WANTS ME, SO I HAD SOME MARINES DISTRACT TH HAN ON VETERAN’S DAY., THEN HAD A ROPE IN A GARAGE PULL ME UP. I AS BENG CHACED AROUND LIKE A WEIRD PRONO ONLY IT WAS WITH ABULT LTAR I HAD HEARD OF. I ZIPPED UP THE ROPE TO THETANGEROUS AND SET ITUSEEE WENT TO CONNNECT TO THE TERNET AND SHE HAD STUUPID FILE SELECTEDOWHICH CLEARED LD MAKE A CALL TO ANIMAL CONTROL, I SAW A GORILLA FLEXING AND THEN JUM P OUT AND ATTACK A CAR. I STARTED DIALING 911, BUT BYTHE TIME I COULD TELL THEM WHERE I WAS, THE MONKEY HAD COME OT MY CAR, BASHED IN THE PASSENGER INODW AND WAS TRYING TO GET ME. I RAN ALL ARUND TEH 911 GUY SUGGESTED TRICKING IT INTO BEING EDSTRACTED. i had some adult star with me dance around and take her top off as i biked around and into a garage where a rope lifted me to the ceeiling and i hid

Posted by Jae on November 12th, 2008

I was working at the same client site but hteey started doing some weirdedr stuff. People were stressed out. a couple people were wondering if a artiular person even worked for te company but since i wasspyin their screens i newthe answer before they asked.

there wasone guy tthat was really friendly to me, who was freaking out. there was also a boyfriend and girlfriend who does studies in space that was freaking out, wondering if some other guy actually needed to do his tests at a particular time. he said yes. basically, eh had to make a bus fly and break the sound barrier for him to research earths fluxation, whihc in testing it was suggested he used his mind to raise the bus and teleport it to far distances faster and faster. the suggestion came from a deep robot voice, and then asked if this method would tax the atmosphere at all. he said no, and then the robot voice gave a stamp of approal.

in hs real experiment, he got the bus going fastenough to break the pull, and ended up on a long windy spiral into space, it seemed. he kept walking up and down it, there were definite distortions of eerything when he neared the top. eventually he ended up walking down and thichgs had changed coloru, when he awlked to a enarby persn htey started scrambling him un provoked. he started getting strangled as soon as sitting down next to him, and my alarm went off.

Posted by Jae on November 11th, 2008

started by my dreaming of sseeing how poorly my roommate does dishes, and realizing tat’s hwy i oculd have gotten ick last year. very quickly turned into some big fair thing at college. i was at some lady house who hated me, not sure nhy. I went to the fair with a bike and a scateboard and was going crasy both freestyling everything as well as looking for where my class aws supposed to be. there wasn one nsection of roof i’d keep going over, forgetting that the roof stopped, and falling way down.

Posted by Jae on November 3rd, 2008

I was on the phone with mom while at work and looked outside the window. t here was a ton of snow out here, one of the snow banks, while not huge, peaked at 8 or 10 feet it looked. I walked out a door to take a pictureof it all, and some icicles, then walked into my office planning to drop an icicle down jeff’s shirt. E wasn’t there thogh, and i woke up.

Posted by Jae on October 29th, 2008

I was in ajail that had prizoners all lined up against a wall for soe reason, and was releasing some of them. there was a little kid and a big black dude that were best friends, who started crying when they were separated.eventualy the bug guy heard the kid crying and they both cheered up.

a friend and i had been aruing about so ething. i think we were both injured but got better. he was pissed that his necklace couldn’t feeel the same.
then i was on a beach andx started using a kite to start sailing around , going in big wid circles that went near people with pretty good accuracy. my friends asked when i learned to do that and i told them just thn.

Posted by Jae on October 28th, 2008

I was playifn a quake deathmatch with a couple other peope in a custom level. I think rawrz was on my ass for a while but after a few roomns of close calls anf no ammo left, i finally got awaya nd got some amom and killed him. I then jumpend out onto the rof and founda great sniping spot, except i kicked the rail gun off anwindow. there was some other weird weapon that i nddn’t try out while I had it.the ammo looked like little thin mettal hooks of some sort. maybe for climbing walls?

Posted by Jae on October 14th, 2008

For some reason tym and i were celebraing his birthday bak at my parents house. we ordered a pizza from mcdonalts and all wolfed it down pretty quick. he also sent me a caupole pictures of his cat to throw into star wars pictures. as I stated on that, his phone rang and it was melissa tllimg him to start looking outside.

we then saw a giant forklift carrying a 10′ pizza box down the stre. I wenet et go ansner the boy as best i could, os i told everyone to ostt he fuck off0. i don’t remember much after that, but the pizza aws no good.

Posted by Jae on September 29th, 2008

It was winter and I’m not surie if i went home or people surprised me out here. I saw justin and he storted giving me the silent treatment so I sidfuckit and whn leece yoou gt closer te fleace i sat behind a house with my camera nad watched stars throug it. tym went walking past and i called out to him. eh ecker ofund me but hinid from everyone else. we eventually went into his father’s cabin to hide out and warm up.

I walkedover ot profit’s to give him some moeny and hang out. yelled ‘if you,re up come down, and I immediately heard noises like he was on his way. Nevr saw door open though. A bit ltar somone enteered the buildingand I walked in behdi me. I went in his room and it had all moved around, and been cleaned up, and been painetd. I was wondering wht the fuck he was doing , bu his ssid is slick, one of the things that pissed him off post. then noticed children’s bookes and his landlord totld me he moved out that day.

Posted by Jae on September 19th, 2008

went to lome theater thing, people were sitting mostly in te ront ion the folor of the aisle and the first couple rows. wasn’ t sure why until they made a special announement giving themselevs away as a front group. there were cameras everywhere so i started wearing moy hood nad holding my hand on my face as naturalyl as possidle. after the movie i walked around and used their weird gym for its climbing room. hile leavirg some seucrity guards came out to stop me. My tire had been spray nindows and my car was missing, nhe tire was asso flat. security guirds wanted to go thorugh the pictures on my camera and i told the m no

Posted by Jae on September 18th, 2008

Was oding some tape backuptests overnight with jeff that ent from bad to worse. Te next day I decided I’d ues test backups untstead of real ones. I woke up with a new an really annoying roommate that I didn’t speak to- he just ket annoying me.

On my way to wokr i got a call from a wer girl who wa sdating my male roommate. i stopped ath e school breifly to purchase aspecial copy of playboy. I saw some people putting cards in them though, and decidedto take one with me. Didn’t have my glasses on so everything was nice nad ceal. the cahcer didn’t like my anhol nnot surprisingli lggot his manager. someone slipped me a quick note and when I looked it said it was from danielle. I looked up and saw her wave then walk away. Called for her a few times, joann acme thorugh the same door but ddin’t seeh r.