Now I am become Troll, destroyer of cults.
Those close enough to me that I trust have known for a while now that I've spent most of my time since moving to California living two lives. In one life, I'm a desktop and server administrator for a respectable IT outsourcing company. I have a social security number, I pay my taxes, and I help my land lady carry out her garbage.
The other life is lived in computers where I go by the hacker on steroids alias Anonymous, and am guilty of virtually every troll they have a meme for.
Google Voicemail.
Hey J, down is David, Just wanna give me a heads up. My my room, it's or lower to be now i a m 7 Evans let me know. Anything in there so hi. I know I just wanna say I know you're close by, but apparently the trip coming up here in case there at around or at least one i'm. I guess the Republicans. So, just, yeah, give me a call back and let you know if if come back, but maybe. Maybe was we'll do it sometime this week on the best way to get home, cos and look at the rooms. No, I can't even on, so give me a give me a call. Let me know what your away. Thanks. Later.
Are you a God?
Jenny, Tym and I were in some grassy field with a crowd of other people. In the distance there was some city where we saw a giant strangely shaped black form with green and pink edges moving around. While we watched it some buildings appeared to disappear or collapse, and then a large mass of birds started flying out of the city and towards us. As the birds approached it looked like a giant tunnel as they swarmed around us and missed our faces by inches. I announced that we all should probably run, the crowd agreed. Jenny and I ran off in a bit of a different direction while everyone else just basically ran with the flow of birds. I looked back and wondered what happened to Tym, but we couldn't go back. There was a wave of dirt and snow engulfing the people. The black mass came over to us and explained that it was merely trying to incite rage in whatever god existed so that he could fight for our devotion. I forget his name, though it sounded confusingly similar to Pastafarian. Some of the black mass came out and absorbed into us so that we'd be able to fly and share a consciousness. At some point I went back to the large pile of snow over where the people were, forming communities under the snow and creating homes, and that they were all actually perfectly fine. I thought I woke up at one point and saw Emily mention on Twitter that there had been a few hundred people who reportedly had this same dream.
Cooler roommates.
I started living with ttis couple that kept track of things in a weird way. instead of writing down the places they'd been, they assigned the places a nueber and just referred to it as that forever. like the apartment we were staying in was 102 or something. i think they also had a system of reusing old numbers that had'nt been used in a while, but there were still some that were permanent. i started picing up on the system, since i liked it a lot. later, i neded up moving in with jori, who sent me on an errand to drop off some clothes she borrowed a long time ago from a neighbor. thy nkewer fith some old made-up name she used to use, and the guy came home as i was leaving stuf by the door. he called his dog out who was super misbehaved and was rubbing and telling it good girl as she went nuts.
It would be snowing in hell to see Kelly again.
I was back in cereamics class and Kelly was teaching. I didn't ask him what got him back or talk to him much, I think he was pissed because I got there late. He was orking on a metal sculpture, and I was working on a wooden one, despite the course. I was making some weird girl with crazy angled hair and gold chain links, carving bits out to give them dimension. at some point it turned into carving bits of flesh out and scarring someone, until I realized what I was doing.
Later, it was snowing out and I was being sent to the school's "hell", which I was very excited about. It had squishy soft rubber floors and I took nmy shoes off hand hopped around excitedly. Everyone else looked at me confused as though I should be terrified, but I asked for a second go through it afterward. They got pissed when I was still hanging around after they closed up for the night, but I forgot my shoes and hoodie inside and had to get back in after traspsing aroud in the snow.
The most important crappy WEP key?
We were in some town and jenny worked nearby for a church. While we were walking around I caught a guy following us and had jenny stand outside while I ran into a building and up the stairs directly above the doro, waiting for him. when he walked in, i blacked out for a second and when i came to, he was up thes tairs a bit and I called him out. I also pointed out that i had blacked out, and was wondering if I'd killed the guy in a crawlspace on the stairs, or if he'd been there the hole time- he quickly responded that he'd been there and seen everything. i don't know why thery were fololwing us but apparently they wanted to find out what a password ftheyd stollen from the church ment and intended to ask jenny. when we got back outside , she told them that was the password ofr their network. it was a really shitty password, and after we told the mwhat it was we started running away. i asked if she wanted me to try logging in with my phone and changing it before they could make any use of it, but typing on my phone was taking forever She said it was using wordpress running on linux and that i could get to it by ip- except when i asked for ip she started telling me an internal address. As we were heading away a bunch of cops cme out of nowhere and stopped us. one of them didn't like when i reached back and scratched my buttt without asking first- and then when i asked and he said i could i made some loud and obnoxious relaxing osunsds. they made us put the bag of stuff we had donew and as they walked away i stopped an officer and said I'd like to try changing the passsowrd with my phone. He said sure, but to go down the path we were going, rather than back to the crime scene. When he said that, I realized he was not a real cop, and then saw him talking to one of the tails who got pissed and saw me, jumping awall to try and chase me. the guy in a cop uniform chased as well and kept yelling "stop floating with me!" as we ran and tried to lock him in a bathroom.Somewhere along the line i realized that the password was probably just the wep key and can't imagine why there was such a fuss over it.


