Awesomely Modest

Posted by Jae on September 30th, 2002

I was watching an HBO sow in my dads room, and it eventually turned into Evans room. We hung out and talked with each other for awhile. I told him how happy I was to hear that he was able to walk when he was in water. Then Justin came in and was generally annoying, and distracting me from Evan. After awhile we ended up in a half-assed fist fight, I kept punching him with little energy or meaning, hoping Jo wouldn’t get too upset at me.

I came back at a later time with Tym to see if Jo wanted to go to Joe’s, and I told Justin to back off or I’d really make him my bitch. He walked over to me much more seriously intending to hurt me, and clocked him with an Armada assuming his being on the ground with his jaw open was the end of it. He got back up and I continued kicking him in various other ways. After that, I swam in his pool with Evan for a short while, then went inside with Tym and watched TV. There were alot of people in the room that I didn’t know. My dream then changed into my being able to throw spoons as a super power.

I carried 3 spoons with me, I was walking around NY to do various things, minding my own buisness. I walked through an area and was surrounded by afew guys. I pulled out my spoons (they were purple & silver in a camo pattern) and began just hitting them with them. Shortly after, I began throwing the spoons. When I threw them, they took on a strange shape sortof like a jagged blade. I killed all the guys and was grabbing my stuff when a jagged edged knife came around the corner. I tried hitting it with my spoon and it did nothing.

The guy had a bald head, and wasn’t even holding the knife. He explained that unlike magicians, the way to make something float like that was to balance it on nothing. As he began to advance on me, I asked if he’d mind giving me a chance to try making my spoons float. He did, but I couldn’t do it. I then threw a spoon at him, and it went flying in another direction. I threw another at him, and heard it stick into him while he was floating. I took the opportunity and ran.

I got in my car with what was my brother in my dream, explained what had happened, and then got a call on a cell phone. The guy with the knife said it wasn’t that easy to get away from him, and gave the hint that he was from NASA. A helicopter above us began firing missiles at our car as we swerved on a bridged highway. Shortly after, a tank that was driving behind us hovered up over us with a constant stream of fire shooting at us. When we drove up close to the flame, our car turned invisible, and we shot the tank down with a pistol, and drove off the bridge under the flame and into the ocean. We figured we’d have escaped everyone by using this trick, and swam home.

My brother thought this was fun and cool, and I tried explaining how he had no special powers, and he wasn’t the one that was sought after to be killed.

I hid in my bathroom when I heard our front door slam open and the man yelling, and grabbed a shard of plastic from the garbage. Shortly after he broke through the bathroom door aswell, but I woke up.

Posted by Jae on September 15th, 2002

I know other stuff happened, but all I remember is that Jo gave me a haircut that I liked. In the cafe at school, Bill came over and grabbed some salt or napkins or something, and I said hi to him, he didn’t recongnize me. Once I pointed it out, he was all “Your hair is……cut…and you have shinier ears.”

Posted by Jae on September 14th, 2002

I was at a party that Tym brought me to. It was an outdoor thing, in what felt like a small shopping villiage. It was late and raining a bit. There was a lot of talk about some movie, because it was a vampire flick, and everyone was really into those. I knew nobody there, even the people I went with.

I had a drink in my hand, something non-alcoholic.. I wasn’t thirsty though. I kept sortof, pointing, with the glass and having it spill out as we talked and walked.

After awhile, tym and the people that came with us sat at a table, so he could introduce them to me. We got sidetracked and started looking at a list of movies to watch.

Posted by Jae on September 13th, 2002

I was in the woods with friends, my car was parked down at the bottom of the hill we were on. We all started looking around for where a loud sound was coming from, and then a giant boulder slowly rolled over the edge of a hill further up, bounced, and went rocketing past us.

Every couple seconds another boulder would go flying past, varying sizes and in different directions, all generally towards us.

I figured it would be best to get to my car so we could get out of that area, and started down the hill quickly, watching behind me for boulders. One or two zipped past me, nearly hitting me. They sounded strange as they passed. I became very disoriented on my way to the car, looking back while running, ducking behind other boulders. When I thought I was near the car, I started scanning around for it, and my friends yelled to tell me it was further down still. I ran as fast as I could, and jump-flipped over something, narrowly avoidng being hit by a boulder.

I don’t remember anything else, including whether or not I ever reached my car. My alarm went off.

Posted by Jae on September 7th, 2002

I don’t remember much. I was sleeping over Jacks apartment (as I really was) and some people had brought over crack. I had to fight Tym away from trying it. I also had to walk through a very short parking garage after driving through snowy roads, and then a sandbridge.

Posted by Jae on September 3rd, 2002

I was hired to find who was poisoning sodas at what I think was a family restaurant. There was a grey dust-looking stuff on the edge of shelves of cans, drinking a soda from a shelve with that on it would kill you. I took a wet towel and wiped it off. There were some elements of other cultures, and ancient times that I don’t remember at all.

There were also trays of beads being poisoned. I eventually went to a bakery who had the same dust on their trays, and I told the baker that I would no longer buy the type of cookie on the poisoned trays. He got upset, and I said I would also no longer purchase beads from him as a catch to make sure he was the one poisoning. He got upset, and I busted him in a manner that I do not remember.

Posted by Jae on September 2nd, 2002

I had Wolfenstein weapons, along with afew that seemed influenced by Turok Evolution. I was in the game, but still able to save and load my life. I kept trying to snipe down a horseman before he could lead what I then thought was the Roman guy from Eternal Darkness, but now seems to me more like Evil Ash only not stupid.

At one point I had saved with very little time to switch to the sniper gun, and it took quite afew tries to get the horseman… The one time I did, I wasn’t satisfied with how quickly I had done it, so I reloaded and tried more with no luck.

The Roman/Evil Ash guy was wearing chrome armor which covered him heavily except for his shins. He was in a wheelchair, and would fix his footholds when I’d get up. They were very detailed and had spinning spikes on them.

I messed my saved life up, and ended up having to kill the horseman in a much more difficult situation. They’d slowly walk past me and then run really fast away, flying up as soon as they reached a dead end. I’d walk around and hear a voice tell me that I should’ve killed him faster. It was the Roman/Ash guy saying that since I failed to kill him, he will turn up in many more games in the future, but no more in this one.

Posted by Jae on September 1st, 2002

Strange… I was playing a video game that felt like Eternal Darkness, looked like Zelda (I looked like young link, with dual boomerangs), and I had to put items from the level into the tornado, like in Black & White…. Not much else happened in it, other than tym telling me where items were