Posted by Jae on November 30th, 2002
I got to the last boss in Metroid Prime, and it totally confused me. It was 2d, and relied on point combos from spins and flips to win. There was a large group of peopele with me who all needed to play. One friend of mine went first, taking ayew turns to beat the starting score of 875. She eventually got 900, and picked me as the next person to go. I double checked that I understood what to do, then got some huge combo on my first try.
Posted by Jae on November 29th, 2002
I was a monkey in an open area of a park with afew other monkeys, who all but one left. It was a girl monkey who said she had boy troubles, and was hungry. I told her thit I had a peanutbutter & jelly sandwich, and that when I eat it, she could have some. I began taknig down a rope that I left set up from climbing. I was trying to throw the rope to the bottom, but it got caught on a tree, and nearly pulled me off the ground. She asked me what I wanted to do over the summer, and I said I wished I had money again for travel. She told me that she likes to dig holes in the ground to crawl inside and relax away from people. I left the park area and turned into myself.
I started running along a street and hopped afew fences and ran through the woods. There was a car path on the other side of a fence, and I followed it. There was a room with Egyption hyroglyphs all around, and I noticed I could pick some of the square stones off the floor out of the rest of the walls border. Figuring I had to spell something with the stones, I turned on my x-ray visor, and found all the other stones and made note of awy holes where they could be put. I found a small picture of the room on the wall tilted up, and realized the blocks I had picked up were of varying lenght. I put them under the wall to lift it, and stepped back, it sounded like there was a bear was about to be let loose. There was a bunchb of people watching this as the light in the room turned greenish-yellow, and one by one a collumn of eyes in the room captured each person who saw this and trapped them in the wall. For some reason neither I, nor a very little girl were trapped by this. I told her to close her eyes, closed my own, and felt my way to the pillar. I removed the eye-covering, and threw it into the hole in the wall it had sent the others.
I then changed some of the blocks, and a circular tunnel opened up. I ran into it and found a treasure room, I didn’t touch anything. When we left the room, the epes were back on the pillar. The girl and I quickly ran back through the woods as fast as we could. Rotted trees tipped over as we ran, and we ran past a tiger and a dog. Both were large living stuffed animals and looked like they were having seizures trying to scare us. Jumping around, waving their arms and legs around as they rolled on the ground, making funny noises.
Posted by Jae on November 22nd, 2002
Mom had bought me a ticket to see Jurrasic 5, so I rushed to the venue they were playing at. I beat most the bad traffic and was ahead of afew other people in line. When I got to the window, I realized that mom still had my ticket. I panicked and called home to double check that she did infact have it, and she did. She offered to have it sent to me, which I thought was weird, but she said it would be quick like they ship produce.
After I told her to do that, she asked me which of two things I thought it was that was about to take Casey away from us. I freaked out and asked her what she was talking about. All she could get out was the word Satin, and some sniffles. I started crying and told her I was coming home, and she said okay. While running to my car crying, I kept telling her to let Casey know I was coming to see her, and not to leave. I kept begging this until the sadness woke me up, and I immediately looked to see if Casey was there on my bed with me. I patted the bed and she wasn’t there, then threw my blanket back over me, sighing. When I threw my blanket, I heard the shake of her collar, perked up, and smiled and hugged her for being on the other side of me. She’s normally not there!
Even though I was late for work, I stayed in bed another hour just to hold her and make me feel better.
Posted by Jae on November 16th, 2002
I was playing Metroid Prime, mostly playing with customizable characters. I made Samus a fat alien-man thing, and played a bit with people in what seemedlike a familiar family at the time. Kindof adams family/zim/beatlejuicy people that I can’t name.
Then I went wondering around the house with afew other people like a gangsta, we had “chill” meteres, and hda to keep them up or we lost a life. Once we got to a certain room at the top of the house, only I was allowed in. It was a classroom, where they were teaching driving safety. I discovered that I was in an XBox game, as someone explained to me that each network connection to the game is considered a separate person, and then someone got up and started playing What I Like About You (song playing when I woke up). I looked at the schedule for how much longer we’d be there, and got excited to see that at 6 o’clock it was game time, and that Becca would be there.
Posted by Jae on November 13th, 2002
Me and afew other people were sitting on a curb in the city. I was wearing a batman cape. A cop came over and started hassling us, and was generally annoying, and then a woman and her young child came by with a ferret. I pet it. I was also spinning on something that was sticking out of the sidewalk.
Then I went back to what was Grahams apartment, so we could play this Run D.M.C. game he had. He started it up, and then I felt like I was in an arcade playing. I got to be Jam Master Jay and play the turntables. I was upset that I didn’t bring my camera with me, and then Graham reminded me that we were in his room.
Posted by Jae on November 13th, 2002
My parents were paying for me to go to some camp over the summer in England. The night before I had to leave was spent in bed with a friend, and also with an arguement between him and some girl he had sex with. I had like a wheaties thing going on, and turned around after she left, complained a bit, and got back in bed. My monitor was at the foot of the bed, and I left it on, and when I heard my father coming down the steps to wake me, I faked being asleep. I didn’t do it very well though, as my glasses just began shifting on my face, and my face began sliding down my pillow about when he got in the room, luckily I don’t think he was watching my head at that point.
He woke me up and told me that as soon as they get back from shopping, they’ll bring me to the airport. My tickets were actually for the next day, but the flight was 3 hours longer than the one today. We were hoping I’d get a seat.
Posted by Jae on November 6th, 2002
I was in a classroom/bathroom, using a desk seat (old gradeschhool style) as a toilet. There were no stalls, and there were other people using them as well, made me really uncomfortable. After they left, my stomach got worse, and the janitor said he’s lock the door and let me be. I thianked him, and then he also grabbed two pepcid pills from a locked cabinet in the wall for me, and i thanked him again. Then my 3d class was in the corner of the room talking with me as and expressing sympathy for my having a sore stomach. I got up, and someone else and myself started jigging a bit.
*SLEEPING MORE*
Was watching karle sneaker skating on a tv show that had previously aired, on my computer. I was asking her if she wanted to do something, and then mom came down and asked me what a list of colleges were known for. She saw karle on the showl and said she looked nice, and I told karle about this. We decided to go see a movie, I called tym, and some of her friends came here, and we decided on LOTR2 (which was about a droog looking bug, instead. Dave and cherie came over, and wanted to see the movie too. I started heading outside to meet everyone, letting Karle wear the MassPIRG Man cape, and dave was making perverted hand puppets. I thought he was joking around until I realized he was naked, and had just climaxed. Both dave & cherie started laughing hysterically when they realized I had just seen this, and wiped semen on their faces in shame. I went outside and explained what the holdup was. Tym was having a smoke, karle was sitting on the stairs, I tried talking with both of them equally, though I think karle was upset. There was a Mt. Dew on a bench for me, which tym tried convincing an irish guy that I was also irish. I grabbed the dew and said “I:00 AM Irish, I:00 AM!” to the 1.5 browed man with a thick accent. The previous scene replayed through my head in various ways, trying to invent a different truth, which finally ended up being them messing around while dancing by a pillar, my walking loudly, and their cooling down until I left the building. Later dave asked if I saw them dancing, and kept mention how fun dancing was. There was also one point where a person younger, but very similar walked down a hallway to an elevator with me, being quite loud. I don’t remember where though
Posted by Jae on November 3rd, 2002
Had kindof a matrixy feel. It was present or close to it in year, and a large company was slowl phasing out the physical world in replace for a stereotypical life given to you bycomputer. I looked alot like Krist Novoselic, I think, and Sarah was in it for a short bit, along with a younge girl who was a very good friend.
I started off working in a grocery store, usually sitting up high with some cookies, as they were my department. I only ever ate one kind though. I’d occasionally run up along the top of the wall of food to grab something elsewhere. At one point ai opened up a package and there was a huge rolled up, but climaxed-in condom. I lifted it over my head and ran toward a basketball hoop, using someone for leverage in order to jump at and dunk the condom. I missed, and fell flat on the ground purposely after doing so.
Later, I was climbing up to sit witmy cookies, and got my arms and face covered in fiberglass, and headed to a restaurant in Mexico I liked in order to try and wash up. On the way there, cars raced past me occasionally. Two girls sharing a motorcycle didn’t pay for a meal, and as they tried to drive away, someone kept making the bike backfire and stop. They were getting upset. I grabbed a little blue bike and hurried to the restaurant, leaving the bike out front for someone to grab. There was a line for the bathroom, so I asked if I could use the kitchen one, and told no. Back in the bathroom line, three pigs of guys were looking through magazines and talking about the women in them. They wouldn’t let me in the bathroom to wash my arms and face, one of them grabgbed my arm and rubbed the fiberglass in.
Once I did wash off, I went to a run-down “beach”. Basically a building that was a good deal underwater, and had the walls removed for afew floors in order for people to sit inside. This is where I sat and talked with Sarah and the little girl. Sarah once told me that for the money, she’s never seen a nicer beach, and the girl told me she didn’t consider it a beach less it felt like a beach, happy, clean, free, which it didn’t. I told Sarah I’d never seen a nicer one.
I went inside a building behind us, where tours went on of the past and future. They had some pretty fancy high tech stuff like air or fabric screens, voices explaining exhibits, it looked sortof neutral in this place. Everything a neutral grey for the most part. Eventually, this building became the center for everyones world. Computers hooked to our brains would provide us weith everything we needed. I walked down along a long path with some people, and at the base they went up as they were intended to. I was able to fight this and try to wake up from this world by trying to escape. I turned around and attached pick-axes to my feet like skates, and slowly and painfully skated up the way I came. At the end, the army was setting up a path in order to train on and to guard the path. I came to a point where an archer in a gorilla suit was trying to get me. He ran out of arrows and climbed down. I tried kicking him between the legs, but it didn’t slow him down very much, so I grabbed a big 2×4 or something and used that to hit him between the legs with. That stopped him, atleast long enough to get away from him. After that, I basically snuck past people. I hid under a piano while two men were bringing boxes of stuff back and fourth. They noticed me, and I played dumb and went over to look at a fabric screen to see what it was. They hadn’t payed much attention to it either. I pulled it down and when I had the chance, told them that I was going to be free, and jumped over. I kept explaining how I was going to go outside, pulling down other screens that were in the ways of doors. The men kept watching over the balcony as I left. Once I finally got outside, It looked run down from everyones being inside. I dove in the water and thought of the woma in charge of the matrixy thing saying how I’ve never found a better beach for the money (now free). When I surfaced from the water, my friend the little girl called over and welcomed me to the party. I eagerly swam over and sat with her and many of her friends, mostly young. She told me how she thought the fake workd was too cheesy and stereotypical, introduced me to friends. One of which had spidervanes from ewaring chucks, another of which she asked if she kissed some boy when she introduced me. My friend told me that it was now a beach, and I cupped some water in my hand and drank it.
Posted by Jae on November 3rd, 2002
I was either Fred Flinstone, or Homer Simpson, waiting for someone to come meet me. There were afew browser windows open in my dream of my doing different things. Sleeping, Tapping my toes to Run DMCs “Sucker M.C.”, talking and some other things. While I was waiting, I sat at a desk and started closing certain windows, and that thing would stop happening. I purposely left my foot tapping, stopped the talking, and when I closed the sleeping window, woke up. Pretty cool. Also, that song was playing when I woke up.
Posted by Jae on November 1st, 2002
First there was something that took place at my work. I don’t really remember it.
Then, dad and I drove to the airport, where we parked fairly close to an immobile hurricane. Then we drove around the building to the runways, and parked at gate 15F, I think… There was no plane there, so I climbed up and went inside and asked the cashier if it was the right gate to be at. She said it was, opened her register drawer to give me the money to pay for it, and it was full of candy. I jokingly told her I had lots of candy in my pocket, and she got 5 bucks from another cashier, which was how much it cost me for a co-pay for the gate.
