Awesomely Modest

Posted by Jae on January 21st, 2003

Forgot to add this dream when I had it, it was earlier on from the same day/night of the one yelling at my mother. Justin and Tom came by the house looking to pick up two of their computers they let me borrow to render something awhile back. I had forgotten about the boxes and went searching around the house for them, eventually finding them buried away in Peters closet. Peter talked with them at the door as I ran around the house looking for parts.

After they left, he mentioned that he was going to see a movie with them later on, and that he had been friendly with them for awhile now. I told him he was stupid, and left it at that, then went back downstairs.

Posted by Jae on January 21st, 2003

I went to some healthfood store with mom and peter. He and I went in while mom parked the car. He was supposed to be getting a haircut, so Iwondered around to see if there was any food I wanted to pick up. There were few aisles, the pace was preety open spaced. The walls went way high up though. I grabbed a plain soymilck, though I was looking for chocolate and a fresh samantha. They had neither. I also grabbed a two-piece broom somewhere off a shelf. Peter didn’t go to get his hair cut until mom came in, and we wondered around together. A voice over an intercom started requesting that some guy came to the ront desk regarding articles in his locker. Repeating the message, the voice mentioned that tit was a revolver, and then went into great detail talking about it. I commented that it was scarier thinking that thins guy knew so much about it, and that the guy he was paging probably kept it to enjoy his right to bear arms… incase he ever felt the urge to shoot an aluminum can.

Peter came back, and I had to pay for my stuff, I walked up to the register and started joking around with the guy ringing my stuff up, which was pretty fun and enjoyed by all.

Posted by Jae on January 20th, 2003

I went shopping with my parents and sat down for food after a long checkout. mom said she had seen joann and justin, commented on how joann said she was feeling sick in a rude tone, but maybe would join us for lunch. I snapped back at her and asked her what her problem was and said it wasn’t her buisness. i was far across the table and yeling at her

Posted by Jae on January 12th, 2003

I went to some gathering of a bunch of schools. Both mom and peter were with me. Mom was actually one of my teachers. Some of the people I was sitting with started talking about alcohol, and started passing around a beer. When it got to me, I took the can and poured some on the ground before passing it on. The owner of said beer got really upset, and told on me, not knowing he was talking to my mother. We started joking about it infront of him as some other person started speaking to everyone, and left during it.

Posted by Jae on January 5th, 2003

I brought two people over to my house. I think one was JoAnn, based on a comment she made during the dream, and a stranger I had met on the train ride to my house. She was older by afew years, pale skin, and short blonde hair. My house was just afew blocks from the station, and the outside was different, inside the same. When we got there, I offered drinks and food to both of them. Jo and I just had water, and the other person asked for some food. They wanted some of this lobster looking roast beef, and I grudgingly tried to nuke it for her. It started falling off the plate and out of reflex I grabed and put it back on, while starting to feel sick. I threw it in the nuker with a paper towel over it. I washed my hands like crazy, then carefully balanced her plate on the bay back to avoid touching it again. I washed my hands again, and explained that I don’t touch meat. Jo said something about my leather wallet, and I asked her who bought it for me, and pointed out that I don’t use that wallet anymore. The stranger then left, at the door I made sure she knew her way back.

Posted by Jae on January 4th, 2003

I was a woman, trying to get into some holy land a man and I had found in the woods. The entrance was guarded by living metal statues, which moved to block our entry. After awhile, all but two statues left, and then shortly after, the remaining male statue went inside. The female one that stood guard let only me inside, telling me in a hushed voice “It’s upstairs” and lifting the gateway very slightly for me to get under. This holy place turned out to be a house, and I immediately went upstairs planning to steal a fishtank. As I was searching for it I got a vision in my head of the female guard directing me to what I wanted. I took a small picture and a small clock, and ran back out the entrance, thanking her, and jumping through a small hatch I found in the woods.

I was then in a semi-familiar place. Feeling like I had done it before, I unscrewed the vent cover on the floor and snuck through it. I wentthrough afew rooms, one of them I clearly remembered having been in (another dream that i don’t remember logging?). I looked in the drawer to make sure it was the room I thought it was, and the same stuff was in it. I went through that vent and into a room across the hallway. I could see gov’s talking to people in the lobby, one of them at one point yelled “He’s seen the forbidden fruit!”. I took the opportunity to dive across the hallway into another room when the door began swinging open on its own.

Surprised again, I have the same memories of this room and the two women in it. Sortof a dentists room with two chairs, a younger and and older woman. The older woman said I couldn’t be in there, until I said that I just need to escape again. Then she and the younger woman both smiled at me, the younger asking me how old I was. She then told me she was 8 years older. I hid the picture and clock next to a cabinet as I realized I didn’t remember to bring the screwdriver with me across the hall. Then I woke up.

Posted by Jae on January 1st, 2003

I was in a car tunnel somewhere, documenting a prank with Rob Cockerham (of cockeyed.com) and one of his female assistants. I think it had something to do with a prize car, and pirates treasure. We were on the walk-through part of it, where there was a chair and a bunch of copies of paper. I have no idea what was written on them, even though I was the one who made them. They were written in script, however, dirtied up, and had 1$USD taped onto the back.

His assistant and I both started taking pictures. The only thing I remember seeing through my viewfinder was an eye, or my face on a giant wall- smiling and talking.

Rob mentioned something about being sorry that he missed my arguement with the universe. I think that’s what I was seeing through the viewfinder.

Posted by Jae on January 1st, 2003

I was being held by police at some college. I hadn’t done anything wrong, but I had been near another person who was arrested. Eventually Sarah came in and explained things te the police and I was allowed to go. I walked over to my parents, and they were holding some things that Sarah had given them. Some rollerblading stuff, a blanket, and candles she had been given as both good and bad awards somewhere. Mom said she would mail them to me, except I took the blanket right away. On my way out the door I ran up to Sarah and hugged her and thanked her. After I had left, she called me back and introduced her friend Dave to me, she hugged me and I tried figuring out what was weird about the name. She had the same full name as one of my friends, and her name was Dave.

Outside, I stumbled around with my bags and my blanket. Eventually getting lost in the woods, where afew people helped me roll my things up rather messily. I yelled at a car to back up and drive around, since it stopped on my blankets and was just looking around, confused. Me and some girl helped me finish it up. I tried finding some bark that 05/work well as string, but she said I could get piss the trees off and then they’d eat me. I stood back and stopped, instead watching a cat trying to catch a living furby looking thing. It caught it right as it jumped off the wall. The cat then climbed another wall which had lots of little furbys inside it with their heads barely peeking out. They grabbed and held the cat as the furby in its claws got loose and then they all began to eat the cat.

Then I was in some sortof native African tribe, as one of 3 white people. I was grabbing bananas like Donkey Kong 64 on ropes and vines, and then went to get food. They had afew working vending machines in a back corner, where I saw the other 2 white people eating breakfast. I got coffee, and a bowl of wheat cerial. It cost me over 10$USD, which after some back and fourth arguing, was because of the coffee.

I was then out canoeing with Andy in a long, shallow river. He had told me his camera was broken, but when we got out to see what was going on with some people, he grabbed it out of his pocket after seeing a white horse running around.