Awesomely Modest

Posted by Jae on April 21st, 2003

I guess I was headed towards Logan Airport, but the path was walking in hhe woods. I came to a large opening- tree roots made a giant circle, and there were ear-looking plants everywhere. It was misty, and a lot of teer came running past. Afterwards, I continued on until I was stopped by a large talking flower- it was trying to attack me. I found some living orange gummys, who tried to help me. They helped me sneak around without the flower seeing where I was, and gave me what looked like a play-doh jar. It was full of a weird purple gelatin-like substance. I pulled half of it out and held it in my hand as I ran towards the flower. I jumped up onto a high rock, and squeezed the gelatin tsuff in my hand as shapes started oozing from the rock walls and coming toward me. They all combined with this glob I was holding to make a tiny little ZIM! I eventually had to run through some stone arches and meet my family on te airplane ,reaziling that I had forgoten my camera at home.

Later, I was running around in the woods- and hid from some evil minions in a tiny cave, grabbing a little red ball of life as I did so. After they passed me, I ran into a small cave with spikes hanging down. I grabbed an orange ball that acted as a jump boosting thing. On the other end of the cave there was a bedroom. I went inside and looked around for a bathroom. It was filled with weird furniture and toys. On a giant puffy bed, there were big Gumby dolls like I have, of his mother, sister, and Pokey. There was a giant toilet chair made of foam- I pushed it aside and threw the big foam cover on th ebed. I thought it was strange that it was so light, and not connected to water, so I throw thecover back on and looked for a normal toilet. Outside, in the hallway, there was a locked door with the light on behind it. I peeked in, nad Justin said “I’m in here, Jaeson- hold on”. When he came out, he told me thath there was no numbec 18 in the cabinets. I had no idea what he was talking about, until he started talking about other numbers, and pointed to a little chart on the wall, explaining what everything was, and where, with numbers beside them. We started joking about it, wondering if poop was on the list and said to be in the toilet. Then he left so that I could use the toilet. There were I think 5 layers of carpeting over the bowl that I throw on the floor. The last two were tied to the bowl, and had holes in them, as if they were meant to be padding for the seat. I ligned the holes up as best I could and sat down.

Someone was looking for me, and the owner of the room decided to help them. He started smashing holes in the ground and ceiling to open up theentrance to a cave. I got the hell out of th ebathroom and back towards the spikey cave. I ran through, dodging bubbles of fire that the spikes shot at me, and was met on the other side by a large statue of the person trying to catch me. I started using the few jump things I had found to get away quickly, back to where I came from. I jumped on top of a weird archidecture, and a big guy with a nerf ball shooter popped up and tried shooting me. We then got to talking abou how nice it was that people couldn’t steal your nerf ball ammunition, and that you couldn’t lose it.

Posted by Jae on April 20th, 2003

There was some weird shit going on. I was in a Mario-like world for a good part of my dream, avoiding some badguy in the shadows. Later, I was back at home where there was a police investigation going on for some murders. Peter and I were worried about them finding the teeth he had hidden awhile back from an unrelated thing and gettnig the blame for the murders.

Posted by Jae on April 20th, 2003

(dream from two nights ago) I went back to the hostel in Flagstaff with afew people I didn’t know, and one person that was supposed to be Becca. She shared no similarities with her, though, aside from blonde hair.

The place was rundown and changed alot. It was a dreary, rainy day- places nearby were closed, and there was a McDonalds moved in. It was really depressing.

I took this chance to ask Becca why she stopped talking to me, and she let out a half assed lie about her computer not working.

Posted by Jae on April 12th, 2003

I was at a large college. I was in a class on and extremely confused as to why I had a class on friday. I was sitting right next to a student in one of my ceal classes this semester, and a girl who had a very cool minnie mouse shirt. I complimented her on it. The girl sitting next to me eventually moved to another seat where we weren’t so close to each other- and then the teacher started having problems with me for some reason. I remember she said something to me and I gave her a wise-ass respones, but I don’t remmber what it was.

I then tried to get back to my room in a building built in such a manner that you needed to awlk through a central area- the gym, to get to the other ends of it. I was looking around to find the dormrooms in the building, going around everywhere. I walked past jocks doing their thing with the other jocks and girls, I asdek one man at one of the 4 sides of the gym (i was way up high, looking down at the gym- and there was a door on about the same level in each of 4 ends) where the body modification side was, he pointed straight across- and that was where I found the sex change labs. I turned around and tried another side. There was a scientist in it who was talking to himself. Then I went into another side, and there was another scientist or somtheing who was helpful on my way in- but asked me not to say anything on the way out, and was starting ot argue with himself. He decided to get some food, so I followed him. He was drooling and stumbling about, and climbed over the banister next to his door, and thee was a kitchen right there. He suggested I not get the grean tea soup at tis late at night

Posted by Jae on April 12th, 2003

In car with mom got out and ran went off side of road Need to write entries when I wake up- not 19 hours later.

Posted by Jae on April 7th, 2003

This was from the other night. I remembered about it while talking to Beth.

I was sleeping increadibly uncomfortably in my bed at school- and then somehow was in my bed at home. It was actually where Caseys mountain is, though, and not my bed. There was a nail sticking straight up from the middle of it, and I was trying to get a picture of me sleeping comfortably on it, with Casey.

Posted by Jae on April 3rd, 2003

I was registerring or classes, looking through the new version of the course catalog. It was ver different- artsy and difficult to find things in, but very impressive with combination matte&high gloss paper. My advisor wan rather late, as usual so i went into his office for abit, which was down the hallway fromm y rom. I stepped back into myroom for a bit and he was in there. I said hi, and that was about it. The coures catalog was na online thing, pdf, nad I was using a womans slow computer to view it -making it very difficult. I was having a hard time getting the art pages to showup properly becasue it was going so slow.

After i left, I went some mall, knowing I was meeting Jo for lunch very soon. Very unfamiliar, but i knew where I was going in it. I walked behind a mentally disabled girl who started quoting simpsons loudly to herself when she heard someone we passed mention the show. I went into some gaming store, they were announcing that they had the PS2 there, but only for display, and to go ese it. I asked why they ddin,t have any in stock, and was handed one. I then asked for a box for it, which someone grabbed for me. I quickly apologized and told them I realized I didn’t have my atm card, and they likely don’t accept balls of pocket lint, and left the store. On the way out, I saw a guy writing on blackboards slowly, practicing his writing it seemed. There were tons of boards filled with his writing, all of which only said “blah” in cursive. I walked past it at first, then turned around to get a picture. I got lost on the way back, somehow, and by the time I found the boards, he had walked away and washed them clean. I swore rather loudly, and people turned their heads .

Posted by Jae on April 1st, 2003

I started off being chased for the first part, then I think chasing after someone the second. I probably should have gotten out of bed when I woke up from this dream, but I didn’t want to spend the hour I had left to sleep typing when I had only been asleep about 30 minutes. Hopefully I’ll come back and add to this.