Awesomely Modest

Posted by Jae on May 29th, 2003

I think I was in a nice park in New York. There was a little girl who was dehydrated and needed water. I dug a little hole in the ground where there was mud, and used my hands holding a pile of dirt and my sleeves to filter out the wather as best I could, dripping it into her mouth.

Later, I was trying to find a new spot for a bunch of sea-lions to live in the same park. There was no ocean anywhere, mind you. I went searching around the area for what looked like a good area to bring afew to make a home, but couldn’t find anywhere decent. Eventualy I ended up walking on a dirt path with an old Beach Boys vinyl half-buried, and sticking up in the ground. I climbed up a few rocks on the opposite side of a fence, and came apon train tracks on a bridge. On my way back down, I hid behind some bushes as a train actually went by.

Posted by Jae on May 23rd, 2003

It started off with me calling and talking to Chad, then it turned into Tym being in the room (I was in my old room/brothers current room). Tym was on the top bunk, and I was standing up talking to him from the lower one. I told him to check out the CDs I had grabbed today, all my Nirvana CDs (which I actually did), and then we went looking for pictures of us. We went downstairs into my current bedroom, I think it was laid out how it used to be, though- with the fold-out bed. I found a picture of something funny which I can’t currently remember turned on its face on the floor in the left corner where my chia-carpet is (wasn’t in my dream, and neither was the case that made it). On our way back upstairs, I noticed a spider-web in that corner with a good sized spider weighing down the centre. I ignored it, figuring I’d get to it later. Upstairs, there were huge spider-webs in the kitchen, and hallway. In Peters room, there was a tall and narrow jungle-gym-lookin’ dealy made out of black construction paper and scotch tape. I new this was a web, though I saw no spider or actual webbing. I tapped the bottom with my food, and a big wolf-spider fell from the top-centre onto the floor with a good sized *thunk*. I backed up to the bed as it climed up, shaking the entire structure, until it fell again. I noticed that its teeth were covered in scotch tape, like someone had either put tape on its fangs, or it happened as the thing apparently folded construction paper into paper rectangle tubes, and taped them together. I woke up shortly after, terrified I might add.

Posted by Jae on May 20th, 2003

I was at some company, working with Macy Gray, and I made some storm come along and screw with the power. I don’t remember what happened, but I was running with Macy in the rain to her house when my alarm woke me up at 11 to go to my eye appointment.

I fell right back asleep, however, missing my eye appointment, and dreaming about camping in a big open field with Jessica. We started playing frisbee, and she dropped her chastity ring on the floor of a hermits cabin. We went inside and looked a bit for the ring- and he gave it back to us and was very nice. We then went back outside to play, and she kept dropping her ring inside the cabin, and kept looking for it. I pointed out that I had just given her the ring, she’d hold out her hand and it was gone again.

Posted by Jae on May 13th, 2003

I was in my dormroom, and for some reason I was part of an organized shootout. before actually doing the shootout- we all decided to ride down a waterslide in an innertube. One couple stayed at the bottom and snuck into the brush to make out, and a girl at the top of the slide yelled out some stuff and called for Henrietta, and then the Henrietta character from Evil Dead 2 came out of the ground and killed them. I eventually had to have a shootout with two other guys. Big guys who took this very seriously. I told them I didn’t want anyone to die over a drink, holding the two soda cans I needed to use as shoes. They said nothing and becan walking into the hallway with their guns. The lights in the hallway was dimh, and I told the guys in the dorm next to mine what was gonig on. The two men tip-toed around the hallway and when their backs came into view I threw napkins at them and yelled at them to stop. They turned around with their guns up by their chins and huge smiles as they pulled the trigger. There was a soft pop and a piece of paper flying to the side. Their guns were shooting those Bang! Snap! things that you throw at the ground.

Posted by Jae on May 13th, 2003

From yesterday.

I went to see Jessica play her Basketball game. She was wearing weird pants, and some of the other teammates were wearing weird things aswell. One of theme was playing in a towel. The game ended at 18 to 0, with her team winning- and I went to tell her that she played well, and the game was short as hell when someone grabbed me and asked if I’d stick oround for the shooting of Ripleys Believe it or Not that was going to be in the gym. I said sure, and went out onto the porch to let Jessica know. I told her I loved her, and then started doing that cheesy spinning and smiling into each others eyes thing with the bad music, until I abruptly stopped, wharfed, and made a shooting motion with my hand against my temple, and collapsed. When I came to ,I went back inside where there were children singing songs and sounding like the original artist. I only remember seeing the piano kid from Peanuts doing some song in a deep voice, but there were many others.

Posted by Jae on May 8th, 2003

This is from when I was at Jessicas house for the weekend- the 2nd.

I came home, and Peter had left some giant paper sculptures infront of the door- they were interesting, but I went right inside. Inside, he tried to stall me by showing me a third, crappier one. I forget why. Eventually, he gave me a little red pill with the angular profile of an evil green bunny head, with a red eye. It knocked me out for awhile, until I woke up and coughed it out. I went across the street to the LaCroix, and tried asking for their older daughter (Christine), but couldn’t remember her name. The mother said “Jessica?”- since I was stumbling, and then called for her. I asked if she knew anything about the pill, and showed her what was left of it. She didn’t. I went back home, and Pete shoved another pill down my throat as dad came home. This one was red, with what looked like the same bunny as before, only its whole body. I don’t remember what else happened.