Awesomely Modest

Posted by Jae on July 29th, 2003

I was somewhere camping by myself. I had parked by the check-in area because I couldn’t remember my password, and I wanted to make sure I could get a fire going before I moved to my campsite. Peter came in the car and reminded me of my password, and then I started working on a fire. Someone peter knew was actually there, and he said hi. Two people from the TivoCommunity were there, Agatha and Sara. They both let me listen to ot new songs they had written. Peter suggested I set up camp before it gets too dark, and I thought that was a good idea. Alot of the sites had puddles in it, and it was difficult finding a spot that was not soaked, even for my little tent. Once I did find a space, a ranger came by to check it out and make sure it wouldn’t flood. He also suggested I not use the bathroom any time after 4 in the morning, as thats when them ost bears were around the ginger trees.

Posted by Jae on July 26th, 2003

I was driving over tyms house, and decided to stop by andys to see what he was up to. His neighborhood had a gate infront of it, and just as I got there andy pulled up. I said hi and asked him if he wanted to go climbing anytime soon, he declined and asked if there was something more interesting we could do. I followed him in past the gate and then I saw andrew walking by. He said ‘hey’ to me and not much more. I asked him about golfing and he had some reason not to play at any time with me.

Some girl I was with had been woken up by a gy holding her after having strappped a parachute to her. She told me that the chute opened, but she was pulled over by sky police for going too fast. I told her we should keep the chute, and we had an argument about how the chute isn’t too fast. I kept telling her it’s not the fastest thing in the world. We folded it up and she started stuffing it under the seat of her car in a rather rough mamnner. I told her that any holes in that thing would be our lives when we use it, and she stopped. He held her over a cliff and as soon as she gained onciousness, dropped her. My grandmother was telling me to make french fries for something that was going on the next day. She wanted me to make them, and then freeze them in a ziplock with butter or lemonade sprinkled into the bag to keep them from sticking. I made them, and grilled cheese sammiches, and then went into her apartment to rest, forgetting that they were being made. I ran out at some point and they were already taken off the burner for me. Ron was in the apartment making lobster, and yelling for people to stand back as he threw lobsters into a pot from 10 feet away.

Posted by Jae on July 25th, 2003

Supersoaker fight in sewers with pipes to walk through and around.

Bullards Andy and Justin talking about art degrees, and bowling decorations, while I rest on an indoor car seat, and mention that Justin is rolling.

Posted by Jae on July 24th, 2003

I was nearly able to get myself out of bed to type obout the other dream I had, alas I have forgotten it and it was far more nteresting than this one.

I was in a classroom for a computer course. The professory wanted us to change some page and then print it out, and almost as soon as she said to do this, I had printed out my copy. She was confused as to how I did it so fast, and I told her I used search & replace. Some of the students overhearing me became envyous, and one girl was asking me something. The person next to me said she asked me out, so I looked at her and told her no while shaking my head, and back to the computer when she got upset.

Posted by Jae on July 21st, 2003

Some people were motioning something to Jessica and I at some restaurant we were eating at. I looked at them, waving the majik salt at them. Some girl came over to see what I was waving, then tried a small taste. She then ran off with the container to her tent, using the container of salt as a pillow.

Later on, she and I were in some costume party looking thing, stealing decorations off peoples clothing.

Posted by Jae on July 17th, 2003

I had this multi-orgasmic, multi-part, multi-cultural dream while camping.

I woke up wrapped in chicken wire. Wayne was next to me curled over like the wire. He told me that Jess had been hit by a car, and there was wood all over the street, also curled over. I took pictures of everything curled over while crying so hard I couldn’t see through the viewfinder.

Justin was helping a baby rhino with an eye problem by putting toothpaste in its eyes. Jessicas mother was a dentist but offered to help with the rhino.

I dropped Jess off at the movies thinking I couldn’t go, but later found out I could. When I got there, her friend wouldn’t let me sit next to her. The theater fogged up, and the ET/Ellitott thing with the bike infront of the moon happened, then Jess floated out of her seat. I reached out to try and grabbed her, unable to, and then I started floating as well.

Posted by Jae on July 14th, 2003

I just remembered about this one now. Here I was thinking I didn’t dream anything memorable last night. Pfft.

I was driving on the highway, following a friend. There was a car between my friend and I. A black car with a sunroof, driven by a man with short curly hair, light black skin, and a puffy white little dog on his lap. I had climbed out of my car during a straightaway, and walked over his car and to my friends, explaining how cool the dog the man between us had. I then walked back to the mans car, standing in the open window frame, and yelled in through the sunroof that his dog was cute. He smiled and nodded in a concerned and confused manner, and I headed back to my car. Moments after getting back in my seat, a car in the lane to my right swerved a bit and ended up hitting the man infront of me. Somehow I managed to not get hit by either car, but they both spun out and caused quite a mess behind them. I don’t know if anyone survived.

Posted by Jae on July 13th, 2003

I needed to sneak into some guys hause and steal some small glass objoct. The guy would have recognized my name, so we told him my name was something generic instead. I faked an accent and soke little english, and we ewnt inside. The girl showed me where the bathroom was, telling the boyfriend that I needed to use it. I followed slowly, and when I got in the bathrom she handed me the object I needed to steal, and put it in my pocket. It looked like a piece of broken glass. On her way out of the room, she told me to use the bathrooom, so I did. There were no lights on so I was careful about what I was doing, and then I did my usualy post peeing ritual, and when I walked out we were now on a houseboat. That’s about all I remember.

Posted by Jae on July 11th, 2003

I was walking down a street with my friends when some tiny little kids in greaser clothes biked up to us (pedal bikes of assorted types). They started teasing us and saying how cool their bikes were, that it was the next big thing. We laughed them off and they started advancing on us. I grabbed one of them and lifted him by his shirt, and dropped him by my side. Another big one started yelling at us.

Later on, I was in my room and was told that the big guy had told on us to someone, that we had fish in our pants and started beating them with fish.

Posted by Jae on July 10th, 2003

It felt like there were more than just this one, but anyways.

I was a little girl at a church, in line with a bunch of people with a string lining against the wall. The room we were in was stone and well lit somehow The string was a lifeline dealy. It hand a little number, and a pen or something attached for each person in line. When you died your number would be moved up to the end of the string. After standing in line with our numbers, we had to register something with another guy who would freak out if we weren’t it order. I asked him to answer a question honestly while looking into my eyes, and all of a sudden I’m out on the ocean with him and some other girl. Doing whatever it was that our money was going towards. It was supposed to be the artic, and I took a little container and swiped it through the water. He told me in a condescending voice that if I touch the water, I’ll freeze my hand. I told him I understood in an equally condescending voice and then he was confused by movement near us. It wasn’t a whale, which is why he was so confused. It was a shark, and we were nowhere near the arctic. It was a great white shark, and it was coming towards the boat. He freaked out and started steering the boat away, the girl and I staid colm, and he eventually fellout of the boat. The sark went after him, but the boat started spinnning aronud underwater until we decided to lean back. When we got back to shore the other girl got onto a schoolbus, and I staid on a sidewalk and enjoyed the beach. I have no clue what the scam this guy was pulling was, but I called his ass on it.