Baysooball

Posted by Jae on October 30th, 2003

There were afew dreams I had, none of which I remember very well.

All I remember was that I was in a baseball arena or something, and had stepped on a small green person. He was fine, but pissed, and then I ended up playing the 3rd baseman for a game of baseball. I was wearing a right-hand glove on my lefgt hand, and with the exception of one time where i caught the ball and got someone out- i was never even able to catch the ball.

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DJ Suckass

Posted by Jae on October 29th, 2003

I was at the radio show, trying more to figure out how to get the CD-Recorder not to split up the show into multiple tracks than to actually have a show. We came late from dinner somewhere, and people were trickling in. Tym and Justin were there, along with Trevor for some reason. JoAnn showed up and told me that my mother was outside and wanted to come up, and that Jessica was around somewhere. I wasn’t really paying attention- and I was playing songs off my iPod rather than laptop. There was alot of talk between songs, I don’t even know if it was heard by the mics- none of us were listening to a monitor or headphones.

After an hour, I found that there was a digital input to the recordedrd and tried switching it to that. The analog input had a really weird connection that had to be forced on- Trevor gave reconnecting that a go, so that I could plug in the digital connection. While he was doing that, I noticed the time, and that I had not done aything on the show yet. Tym, Justin, and I started yelling out news, weather, and concerts- mentioning the call letters and frequenry of the station. I gave out the number and jokingly told people to call us up and tell us how the show was going, saying unless you’re from the FCC. I noticed that we had a poster saying we were now heard in some far away countries, and evan was reading those for me.

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Army bullshit? Me?

Posted by Jae on October 28th, 2003

We went to Ron & Maureens house for dinner, although it was actually our house. I helped some old lady bring in groceries. I took everything but the cans which had to be recycled. Ron told me he’d be impressed if I could get all the stuff in without hitting anything. He had a really funny haircut, sortof a pointed long buzz with long hair in back. I don’t really know how to explain it. He also had curls by his ears, but they were going to be shaved off. When we got there, I told him that his hair was worse than Peters. He laughed, and told Jessica that if she didn’t want a huge piece of steak for dinner like I was gonna get, she’d keep quiet about his hair.

Somehow, I ended up next door, which was army training bullshit. I sat in with it, and got my head half-buzzed. Geoff was there and had done training before. At the end of training, we broke up for food. I was going to go back home for that and never come back to this, while everyone else ate crappy food. The guy in charge started talking with a friend in the group, and started throwing an inflatable ball like a slow burner balloon.

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Vouging monks, hell yeah.

Posted by Jae on October 26th, 2003

I was with some people I’ve never met befare, one of them was a bit of a hippy it seemed with a strotng accent, and a weird mouth- i think he was part alien, and there wasone other person i don’t really remember well. We were researching some underwater treasure while we nwere on the air in an outdoor radio station. Steve showed up, it was his show apparently- but he just sat on the other side of a wall and ate. A woman that also worked at the station came and sortof took charge of it while the rest of us researched. We found that the trueasure was right next to some white cloud looking dot on our map, and then tried scuba diving down there with a rope and hook. We found a small door in the bottom in the sand and opened it. We could see nothing down it, and swam down with our rope. very shortly after, we heard a olud sound above us. We lookd up and there was a lorge creature decesding toward us. It told us we should know that the rope and hook was not allowed, and bit it in half. Everything lit up, and there were millions of people strapped into chairs below us in red robes. Men were all bald, but women had hair. All of a sudden, but the thee ofd us and the people in chairs both started spazzing out in the same way, our hands slappyng our face and our heads twitching in the same directions quickly. It lasted about 30 seconds. We decided it was prabably a marter idea to try this another time, so we started swimming back to the surface. Mom then woke me up to eat oatmeal.

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Majikal Hawaii

Posted by Jae on October 18th, 2003

We went to visit my grandmother in Hawaii. To get to her house, we had to sprinkle some sage into a little hole in a giant concrete, strange structure. After sprinkling the sage, we’d walk past a young girl infront of the door who smiled at us and told us to enjoy our stay, and we jummped down a hole in the ground that had opened up into grandams place. It was beautiful there, and her home was so open and interesting. There was a glass window that went around half of the house, which was halfway deep into a little pond where we were able to watch bevers and fish swimming around in really clear water. There was also a tall thin birdfeeder looking thing that had a live bird in the top of it, which turned out to be a snakefeeder. One wall of the house didn’t even exist. At one point, everyone went to dinner and I stayed. Faith called me wondering where everyone was, and I told her. There was a giant, strange clock by the window and open wall. It would show big folders of the day, and would fold out and in from the center. It had a setting to show the 4 week day, or show just current day, and sometimes got jammed. It also made some weird hologram lady show up and talk, and dance in the grass very strangely. After I got tired of that, I started playing with Casey on the really soft and fluffy carpet. Her toys would sink into it after not being touched for awhile. While I was playinge with her, I spilled chocolate chips on the carpet and started cleaning them up- and peter came back and started playing with casey and an innertube, and then they layed on the couch together as I bit casey on the stomach.

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I don’t have the mental capacity for this shit.

Posted by Jae on October 16th, 2003

I was out hiking with justinaround a lake and a kid wtas throuwing shoes at ous from a dock. We got in the car and tried convincing Jo to take a bag for a hike. She was already wearing one, buct refused to take one, and it confused me. We got in the car, and mom was in the passenger seat wearing a tiny puppy on hear head like a hat. As soon as I noticed it, she handed me the puppy and I just stared atit. It’s little body shaking and looking up at me. I didn’t know if I should love it or be insulted for casey. She told me to geuess it’s name, nad said she had already given several hints. After afew ore minutes of my stairing at it, she handed me a piece of paper that said “jason” on it. I neer found out if it was a male or female dog.

I needed to find out what I had done in my past on order to get ahold of a very important person. It had alot to do with the hitchhikers guide, and I was pissed off I did’nt have it on me for researching what to do. I kept walking into a man and his son little arnold or something like that, every time I ran into them he’d mention his stupid sons stupid name. In a certain restaurant where I ran into him again, I realized I should have done more research before coming. This place was highly monitored, and also the place I had gotten thrown out of in the past for not being ready yet- making reentry much more difficult. I decided to run to a bathroom to try and brainstorm things on paper, in the hopes that things would come back to memory. I ran into the mens room, and remembered that last time I came in, i turned right back around and left. It’s a piercing and tatoo room- filled with very weird people, and no means of going to the bathroom. The restaurant doesn’t want people going to the bathroom, so they don’t have them. I walked into a receptionist room, and immediately after seeing me, she was calling security- i tried to act nonchalant like i didn’t know it was going on, but she recited my case number verbatim. I was thrown out shortyl after. I somehow acquired a tiny computer taht had vido of the first time i did this whole thing. I think it was a friend of jessica took teir mask off, looked in a mirror that was hidden by a painting, and said some password. Then theer was the little computer that I was watching both breakdancing and my successfull time doing what i was trying again. Jessica, Heather, and Nancy were watching. heather and nancy were touchnig the screen and whispering, i told them to stop it and be quiet. As I was watching I started writing steps to take down. Step 1 was turn off all of the heat coins. Step 2 was to break through the walls of the heat coin areas, and get past the molten metal throwing robots, to the base level where I can get past that restaurants security. After that, I woke up.

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Baka!

Posted by Jae on October 12th, 2003

Dad took me to some computer store so I could buy something for a game I wanted called Baka. It was a tank wars/pong like game. The only things they had were some barcodey looking stickers, but they were free. I grabbed one of each, along with some termpaper that was also free. Dad was surprised that they were free and I started reading the termpaper on the way home.

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Ghosts, Aliens, and Vampires spells MOON.

Posted by Jae on October 11th, 2003

Casey was able to manifest herself permanently, and she was playing with us all the time. Maureen came over with some special food, that she got from a place in Natick. She said that Casey was very special, and that there were only 4 other families with dogs that have been able to come back as a full formed ghost. The food she gaev us was white and looked like pebbles, and came with some particulare runes, a flier on how to take care of a ghost dog, and a dwvd. The flier said that teh food wasn’t actually necessory, but it would make casey stay in her present state of full manifestation permanently. We chose not to do this, as we wouldn’t be around forever ourselves. Casey peed an awful lot for a goust- at one point on my coat and bblanket and hand, and afew times on the carpet. She also took on the form of a human afew times, strangelyi as a smaall boy. Peter came home and told me how a good part of our town was underground, and then a squirrel managed to get into the house. I tied a peanut and a broken key to my string and fished for it to bring it outside.

I was then in a mall helping some idiot ladyi set up a scene for a photograph- she was a complete idiot in regards to all the things she wanted in it, and where she was pacing them. When she went away, I moved the things around to actually get the image she wanted, putting a giant tent in the back to make it smaller, and a rock tunnel near the front for the camera to see thorugh as if looking out a cave. After I had finished that, I started terrorizing the other stores by flying to the tops of their doors, and peeking down. Some people started following me, and I eventually cornered myself behind a bush up at the ceiling. They climbed up, and I charged one girl like a vampire and started to bite at her, not harming her, and actually stopped being a vampire as i bit her. They told me I needed to help with some alien thing goirg on at a school, and headed over there. There was a giant wierdly shaped, angry alien- kindof looked like Q3:As Klesk, actually. It was knocking cars upside down trying to get at people, and then I got it to try racing me on the track. The plan was for him to run out to the street, and then a friend of mine hit him with a dumptruck, however he never ran to the street, and instead hid inside some rocks. I tried getting him out to talk, which he eventually did, and I found out it was a bunch of role players that were also from a computer company which I’d met at computer conventions, XYZ something. My father had heard of them too.

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Recursive dreams. Easy to have. Hard to write.

Posted by Jae on October 7th, 2003

At first I had a long, emotional, depressing dream. I joined the army or something because of my depression about Casey. There were constant thoughts going through my mind, I never spoke to anyone but myself. After a long period of this, I woke up in my dream to JoAnn and Jessica talking about what I had been dreaming and being mildly concerned and confused. They let me sleep. After I “fell back asleep”, I was for some reason drinking a can of Coke and several cans of Diet Pepsi during the day. I nearly collapsed due to lack of energy. I got back to my bed at home, which was in a position along the left wall as it was several years ago and passed out on it. As I was dreaming there, people from my message boards were telling me why I was so drained. The Coke and Diet Pepsis actually draining me more than just one coke or just diet pepsi alone. My father came in and woke me up, telling me I had to get ready for school, and I saw Tym on the couch behind my bed. He offered me some chips or something which I turned down- I wasn’t at all hungry. I was then at some candy convention, where a guy was explaining the difference about sugar sugar and diet sugar, and how much better real sugar tasted. He put his face into a giant case of sugar to take a bite. I looked around for some small computer type thing, not a pda- but I forget what, and then my father came in and woke me up again, and I woke up.

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Get on the bus. Dance with me.

Posted by Jae on October 4th, 2003

I was infrot of my dorm, and a schoolbus with my old highshcool driver pulled up. I ran on telling him I just had to grab afew things, and to please hold on. All the seats were filled with CDs. I grabbed 2 or three things, including a pack of Peggy Lawton cookies. On my way out, I thanked him and apologized for taking so long.

I was then at a bar, and asked the normal bartender girl to make me afew Lava Loves, explaining how to make them. Some other bartender started doing it though, and before finishing had left the building in a huff- and not completing the drinks.

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