Awesomely Modest

Posted by Jae on April 17th, 2005

Justin and I had gotten in line after the Moby concert, outside his trailer. It was a long line, and it had started raining. Justin took offg his coat to put on another shirt or something, but ended up getting sap on his shirt, and was pissed. I told him to have Moby sign the shirt, and to sell it on eBay for 300$USD. He said “300? Try 3,000!” And I said “Hell, 3 Billion! Sell the shirt for ALL OF EBAY!”. Some girl behind us started laughing at that comment. When we got to the trailer, there was a sign saying it cost 40$USD to see Moby, and 60 for premium, whatever that meant. Justin and I both decided not to pay to see him, and then I caught a glimpse of him making a smoothie for someone inside, saying that the money went to some animal rights cause.

Posted by Jae on April 14th, 2005

I was a t a restaurant or something, and I started talking to a cute redheaded waitress in a grreen sweater. She seemed rather paranoid, and moentioned something about dbeing dirty. I thought she was tlaking about Danielle’s dog, Dirty at first, but then she repeated herself and mentioned her fiancee. I then told her about Dirty, which she found rather funny. She snuck her dog some food, worried about her boss finding her, and she wanted to wait until her shift was ofver before talking more. At one point she started crying, I couldn’t find out why- because my alarm went off. Fucker.