Awesomely Modest

Posted by Jae on April 26th, 2007

I took some photos back to be redeveloped at Walmart yesterday, because it looks like the enlarger had dust all over it.

In my dream, it turned out that the dust was stuck to the film. I was told it wasn’t their fault and that it was actually my camera or my film. I got in a huge argument with the girl at the lab, telling her I’ve worked in a lab, explaining to her how film works, pointing out that their area is dusty as hell and that they could indeed fix it with a lot of work. They refused and I had to rewet & clean the film myself to remove the dust. Danielle and I made a huge fit about it after I cleaned off only one or two strips of cut film.

Posted by Jae on April 24th, 2007

Not sure where I was, although it seemed like the BBB office. Karle & Nikki were both there, which was awesome just hanging out. I remember making a few jokes in front of some people that surprisingly had heart attacks. Don’t remember much else.

Posted by Jae on April 18th, 2007

I don’t even know where she found them, but Dirty got into two gladware containers today and turned them into little bits in the bedroom. Of course, I didn’t go into the bedroom until about 3 seconds after giving her a treat.

I’ll have to see if Danielle knows what was in them or where they were.

Posted by Jae on April 15th, 2007

I was out in the woods riding a cardboard toube around a big circle of grass next to a pond. There were meusk turtles there that I sometimes was able to avoid, sometimes went over without harming I think. Dirty was there, but I think I was also wwapping dogs arund like in paper mario.

Posted by Jae on April 14th, 2007

I was reading some giant book in the car while my father, who was an orld chinese man, went into a restaurant to get some food. Before leaving the car, he put a black cloth over his head, and made part of it into a little topknot looking thing. When he came back he knew I had been posessed, even though I was hiding behind the book.

We went to a camping ground and were eating. The noises in the woods alarmed him until he realized that the slimy leaves that were walking around were friendly. We later saw a bunch of roots loking around for food, and tried getting away. Two pick-up trucks were speeding out, and we flagged them down to help us. One truck got entangled by the roots and was eaten. The other truck started driving ofof before we got to it, but we managed to grab on.

Later on, we went back and met up with some other campers. One of the groundskeepers noticed the roots were back and had us all hide in a trench far away. We tried lighting soem water on fire, but I could’nt get any sticks to stay lit. Someone went up to the roots and tried to fight them, sayinhg he wasn’t afraid. When the woods opened up with a bright light and two hands garbbed him by the neck and pulled him in, he said he changed his mind. The groundskeeper and I decided to walk around the area and find out what was going on. There were a bunch of mayan designs sketched noto the walls, and we found one that was a hidden doorway that said ‘bedroom’ on it. We went in and it was just a maze. We accoasionally heard footsteps as we snuck around, but only encountered some young girl that wouldn’t speak. I had visions of a man walking up to a woman with arms like an octopus, but made of roots. He hugged her and then she wrapped him in roots and suffocated him.

Posted by Jae on April 13th, 2007

I had accidentally killed some guy, landing on him with my spaceship. He later shot and killed me, and set up a cloud trap as a sortof silent alarm to let him know if I came back. Years later, I came by with a friend to clean up my old body and blood from my house. I triggered the cloud, and he came back and tried to shoot me. Fortunately cops ran over to the area for another reason and he held off. Ltaer on he just kept chansing me around and we eventually just storted hanging out like friends, I thik.

Posted by Jae on April 9th, 2007

I was in a class with Kelly and although I didn’t think to ask about his leaving or getting his contact information he left me his eMail address, which was, sadly, an aol.com address.

Posted by Jae on April 8th, 2007

I was making fun of Danny Bonaduce at some party at my parents’s house, but later needed him to give me a ride home. He said sure, ubt drove me upt o a dead end strreet. I told him I used to come up there to skaet down the hill really fast, and he laughed and got out of the car. He wanted to fight me because of the things I was saying about him, and told me that if I beat him he’d give me a ride home. We both started using fighting moves that turned us into looney toons characters for special powers.

Posted by Jae on April 6th, 2007

Dirty and I were driving somewhere and I pulled over to let her go to the bathroom.  For some reason my coat and shirt were on the ground, and she peed on them.  I put my shirt on and showed Danielle the giant, wet, pee-mark on the back.  Somehow it didn’t go through to the front of the shirt or my jacket, and it didn’t feel wet or cold.

Posted by Jae on April 5th, 2007

I was at work and it got really sunny, I had to duck way own so that my eyes didn’t hurt. Trish came over, also ducking way down asking how I was. I heard something happening on my desk, like she was distracting me, and when I looked up, someone had taken al the flowers out of my vase. I stood up and saw it was Alex, and I told him he looked so pretty. He hugged me and told me he misse e. I was telling both Justin and Andew about this place Danielle and I climb. It had different sceenes there, aliens, snowfall, post-apocolypos, and other cool things. I tcouldn’t think of the name of it , tohugh. Andrew was gonna come with us tomorrow. I went over Andy’s house and he seemed interested in it too. He asked if Dirty was coming, ad didn’t seem too excited when I said yes. He thought she was the bitey cind and I explained things to him. Evan came out of Andy’s house, and then Justin drove up the ramp in the wheelchair, moving his feet like in the flinstones. Dirty got loose adn ran into Andy’s house and started fighitng with chuadne, I duggerd her off and brought her back to the porch. Choautd came aout and wanted to be pet, I had to keep tugging dirty and pinching her hard to leave Chaud alone.