Awesomely Modest

Posted by Jae on July 30th, 2007

I was out camping with a few people and we were keeping an eye out for bears in the area. One started following us as we were kinking, so I pulled out a can of bear spray (to deter him) and spraid. It was actually raid I spraid and notabuear spray. I grabbed the bear spray from my bag and sprayed for several seconds as the bear chased after us. We eventually all just collapsed and plaid dead. The bear snifed arond us a bit, then grabbed a bit of my clothes and spun me around the group. It bit my hattand tried pulling me by it, and then grabbedmy by my hoodie. and dragged me off towards it’s den. Between two large rocks, I took the opportunity to punch the bear in the nose nad try climbing a tall narrow tree between them.

Posted by Jae on July 29th, 2007

I wa s in an area and surprised I didn’t ahve te weii with me. I mentioned how as a wold in zelda, I could see the gshosts in the area hanging around, ,nd I also hear dwere/what hs te a book. I had been exploring some old civilizations buildings or somethirng with some others. HTo enter we had to speak friend, liek lotr. Inside things were terribly ureserved. all dusty and broken apart. I dicided to go a different path than usual ,which turned out to be almost entirely presered.

Some how I earned the power of flight, and as enjoying going up and don around the trees, and sitting o n clumps of leaves way high up. I also somehow gamned the power of invisibility like a mage in wow. I was able to turn invisible, but then the only people I could see were other invsiible peopl or people that are visible. I floated around my parents house, and eventually inside to show them. I made a did hole in he roof. Wen I went inside my family was kind of shocked. Mom asked what I do if someone catches me and chases after me somehow, and I pushed the button on my collarbone and dissapeored ocmpletely. I tried back dktand one of the orles I remembered was needing to feed myself once a day. I ran to the fridge and grabbed a pice of pizza, but was nuaffected.==Not yet, at least. She isn’t planning to leave until th kuly.

Posted by Jae on July 28th, 2007

I was visiting some lady who had a diabetc odg. She wanted me to give the dog it’s shot, which apparently was one of my own or something. I appa’rently was a gigilo. the dog’s left side was periodically paralised, and it slunked oer te me. I took the collar off and put it back on imediately ho tee how well he got along with my dog. I diddn’t put the collar no as well as I normallly do, though.

Evenutually it seems like some other guy came in and neede a shot as well, and I only had one. He put his foot behind his head and said to start licking. If itwas the dog, the dog would et the shot, if it was me, I’d get it. Odd, because I was the one giving them. This dream has me completely confused.

Posted by Jae on July 26th, 2007

For some reason peter was iming karle about stuff. She entioned that she was doing things like twitter and all that, and had done a few jecaches. one of thm had her going out on a super long hike, it sounded. I the n ended up in a field where the army was fighting, looking for a cache. It was a tiny little one in a red chest like hte oen I have to put in a chache. I wa s hoping not to get shot and killed while I had it in my posession, so that it didn’t get lost.

I was in some apartment compelex and the landlord was showing the place around. Somehow I got woind that the person they were showing was a serial killre, and I wa s being really cautious around te lace. I even gave dirty oloks to some new kid that was living tere, who was onyl like 8 years old. The older person I ened up suspecting to be the killer came into my room and started telling stories about when he worked at a school teaching bullfighing, until some woma n came in and complained about the noise at 2 in the morning. I went to the bathroom and go t so annoyed because everything I did ended up either having me tuch the toilet or getting pee on me. I ended up washing my entire arms and a good portion of my legs and pajamas.

Posted by Jae on July 23rd, 2007

I was in one of Keelly’s classes and there was soem project that someone did avide ofr. It was stop motion clayamton, and really well done. Kelly sayd that not only would he give double points for somethnig like this, despite it not having much to do with his class, but he’dh also not give as much a hassle when you were dicking off in class. The video was of some little stick figure bark man walking over to a tree to cut it, and some helpless other thing. That might be backwards. The bark guy was saying how she was april o’neil and he was bruce lee. Then he got his ass kicked in a second. Theere was a larger tree that got chipped in with an axe and made a face of cuts and sap that started singing. It froze upo n me the second time iwatched it. After watching, I was talking with both the guy that made it and Kelly and eventually sugested that the two of us make movies in the future together. I gave him my contact information and the musicabuser site so that he could see our current work, I ripped the bottom couple lines off someones notepad to write on. He said he was going to be deleting a bunch of his soundofre effects for some reasnon, but I explained that Justin also uses it and should not have any issues with it.

Posted by Jae on July 21st, 2007

Storm’s place doesn’t have internet hooked up yet, and I didn’t bother to type anything up thin morning when I woke up so I pretty much only remember being attacked by shadows.

Being attacked by shadows is pretty cool. A detailed account of it would probably be cooler. Damn.

Posted by Jae on July 20th, 2007

Woke up in a panic this morning because I had dreamt that I woke up at Storm’s past 3pm, and was intending to wake up early so I could check out the last apartment around noon. Despite that, it actually worked out rather well for getting me up and moving when I wanted to.

Posted by Jae on July 14th, 2007

I transferred from fraimingham state to some other college. I forget where it was, but it was walking distance from another college in DC. Someone turned my hat backwards and pulled it down tight on my head, saying I’d now fit in perfectyl. I turned it bcak around. One of my friends took me aronuhd and introduce me to people randomly, and I eventually found a group of people to hang out iwth. One guy came over for some reason and gave us all cigarettes to smoke. Peter and I were the only ones that did’nt smoke them, and when they asked why we weren’t we just said it was stupid and would rather spend money on french fries. One of them worked in the cafe, and offered to take my order. he then recorded video of himself telling people to follow the empty canoes, in which I gave the thumbs up on.. Then he went to try and steal one of the crew bots, which was taking him forever to move arround in the truck.

Later there was a dorm check, and my boss was sticking her face up close to mine wondering what was going on. we then kicked dirt into someone’s food taht had left. Someone eles wasn’t allowed to keep his spare change jar, and was fighting with them as thy took it away. I cleared off my dad’s old coin counter from bell vending and tried throwing the coins in it, though it ddin’t work. I went down and fought with my old landlord, kicking him and telling him what a shitty lawyer ihe is.

Posted by Jae on July 13th, 2007

I was in my old bedroom teaching some girl hotw to dance greek for some reason. She wasn’t very good and was seeming bored. She eventuallyl called her other down who made me stop, and tried kicking me out of the room. Apparently my parentss lived in a different house, but my computer was all hooked up in this room. She ended up just pulling everything out and as far to th eright as they’d go, and I had to sit on a weight lifting bench.

Posted by Jae on July 12th, 2007

I was in a car parking at some school I was going to. It was winter, and the girl driving parked in a spot she wasn’t supposd to. I asked her to park in a different spot, so she moved and parked in a handycap spot, and told me not to complain when I comented on it. The sthin layer of snow on the ground was slippery. Kevin was driving around yeling at people that he was running a shuttle service to the door and carelessly swinging open the passenger door if someone were to get in. I heard a few people copmlain about the door denting their car. In the classroom, my teacher was using a tiny gumby pillow I bought her for christmas. I alked over and hung and kissed her and told her it was me that bought her the pillow. The classrooom was pretty tidy, and the desks were all together, which didn’t suit her teching style at all. She had us all mess around the layout of desks. The girl next to me kept commenting on how fat she w as or that she used edication. Eventually the teacher said she could spend the day i n detention after being called a stupid bitchy cunt. While writing up the detention slip for the girl, she read aloud what she was writing, which went on to talk about star wars and oter weird things. She wasn’t actually writing up a slip.

After, the guy that plays Claires’ father on EHros was thrying to find his daughter (ddn’t look like claire at all). I tied him to a chair and sank him to the bototom of a pool, and went to the basemet of a house. I remember seing ronald mcdonald’s face looking up and grabbing an overweight boody to wrap around and float acrooss the room. Letting go while moving over the sunny areas that shone in from the window. Shortly after that the guys doughter had her face show in a picture, and than started walking around and taking an order like she was a waitress. She had some poers , and when I apologized about telling her who her had was she didn’t care, until he came walking down the steps. I punched him in the face and we ran. Several other agents came after us trying to get her, and we hopped in a car that could drive on water and turn invisible. while in a wetsuit, she was walking on top of the car and an ageant in the water asked if we had seen her. She pointed somewhere and got back in the car, and we peeled off in reverse, then went foreward to completely disorent the agents in the water. Powerranger looking friends came bay and started running over our wakes and j umping into the water.