Awesomely Modest

Posted by Jae on August 30th, 2007

I don’t remember much. There as some part where some girl shared some weird futuristic taxi with me, and another part where I was climbing around on mountains that were bright orange again’st a blue sky. It was super sandy and I had to put my hand through a couple inches of sand to grab rock. It was also by the ocean and everyone was there with me. I think we were going to order a pizza or something. Mom was saying she could buy a house in the area but it was rpetty hot out.

Posted by Jae on August 29th, 2007

I was in some underwater area, and had come up to a WoW boss that I’d already killed. He was sleeping and peter told me that it’s really tough and rare to catch him sleeping and wake him up. He tookake-s 30 days to heal from whoen you first killed him. I swam up to where he was and climbed onto the docks. He was a big gray/brown sandmonster looking thing with a weird gargly voice. I took a board and poked at his face a couple times and he started waking up, and peter was annoyed I had done it so easily. He had apparently killed the guy a second time just trying to wake him. After the boss woke up, it started heading over towards its helmet, which I quickly pushed off hth ledge and broke. He ju ped down for it and startd crying becase it hd broken.

Posted by Jae on August 28th, 2007

Started off in my partnts backyard. I saw a snake in the toilet that looked like a coral snake , but I couldn’t reemmber whhich colour scheme was poisones. I asked dad as the snake crawled out and started fllowing me, and that alone gave me a good idea that it was.. Petr ran uot of the yard using a bunch of spam messages to keep from downloadnig those cereps it would’ve been much easier.

Then it turned ito some really boring stouff with a fake snake attack on a family, which went on for far too long. Eventually Dirty got to attack teh snakes, be at 54 in dog years that wasn’t goodfor her back.

Posted by Jae on August 26th, 2007

I was in my parents’ backyard pulling ogres as Beals, and I needed help separating them and noone would. I eventually managed to pull one out of the shed and keep the other n there. I told the ogre I wanted a fair fight between the two of us while the other waited, and he agreed. While e statred fighting, he skept moving towards the shed and aggrod the other guy. I had to start juggling cc on them.

There was also a short bit where someone wanted to install security cameras in the corndo I’m in, but inside bthe bedroooms for some reason.

Posted by Jae on August 24th, 2007

I was in the presence of a couple Bourne-like assassinantion bombings. I was on a sschoolbus for some reason, toward the back and sat ni the seat with one of them, until he moved and sat in the vory back seat. I kept looknig over at him until he finally made the move to detonate the bomb. They weren’t very powerful, just intending to kill a few select people I guess. There was one where a young kid said he forgot his wallet so the bus wouldn’t stop to let others off (this was at my old high-school bus stop). I yelled to the driver that he was lying, and she decided to let other kids off. The guy ran to the front of the bus and blew up the bomb before they could get off. When he came back to his seat I could tell he was prepping a second. I started elbowing him in the head. He seemed pretty much unfased by it, and the swindow his head was banging against was super hard. I ket asking why he was doing this rather than just being a kid, and he said I sholud try doing soemthing other than smashing his head. I started telling him how I’d probably take some time to get to know him if he weren’t kiling people, and that if he’s looking for truth and honesty in society he was only harming that by giving government more power to controll things for “safety”. Then I woke up, because it’s 6 here, and I’ve been waking up almost every day at 6 because of this bloody time change. Back to sleep for me.

Posted by Jae on August 24th, 2007

Now that I have a place to live, I need to get my stuff delivered. Both because I just plain want it, but more importantly, because my social security card and/or passport are in there and I need them in order to get paid at work.

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Posted by Jae on August 23rd, 2007

Because without broadcasting an open wireless network with an SSID of the same name, I wouldn’t be able to get online tonight.  I’m not sure if I’m reading it wrong, if it was written wrong or if there’s some greater issue here, but I can’t get online using the info my new roommates left me.It doesn’t appear as though there are any other computers connected, at least at the moment.  I’ll just have to hope that Andrew isn’t planning on checking his network traffic. Now then, time to abuse my mooching.

Posted by Jae on August 22nd, 2007

Chad and I were friends with the gohst busters and needed them to bust something.  I had them make me a certificate that said we had a ghost or something like that.  They used a sedan instead of the ecto-1, but got in an accident right out of the drievawf.   We walked down to the mbasement to the rnses ofice, which was closed.  Storm mnoticed a small figurene Jessica had made out of glass, though he asked peter about the tools used in making it.For some reason jo and storm were seeing each other, but storm just wantedh to get a wii when she rawled under some sheets to tease him.  she got pissed and walked of.  I was walking u p a hill past a bunch of bikers.  Jess Frost was one of them, though I didn’t acknowledge her and walked past as she and a bunch of other people cheered abouth having arrived.  I had the distinct inmpression that they did it daily and still cheered, it confused m.  Anyways, I was climbing up the hill there and walked past a small firework.  I didn’t light it, but I crossed over  some path and walked to Justin & Joann’s house.  There was same party going on and I had a large firework to set off.  Jo said to put it in the kitchen and launch it there.  I was confused and mentioned that it was a pretty small romo, with a fan and nont to high a sceiling. She said it was fine and I mewt to ask Justin just in case.  He was cool with it too.  Trish was there and asked if anyone had matches, and I surprisingly pulled out of matches.  I atached a long stick of fuse on to it with a pieec of gold foil sticker and then went to light it.  My match hit the short original ufse  and lit it.  I had to scream at jo to run before she actually got moving and so she didn’t get hurt.  A few seconds later, the room filled with smoke and smaler little rockets flew into other rooms of the house towards us.

Posted by Jae on August 18th, 2007

So while looking for a room to rent here in California, the nicest place yet was with this cool girl that works for TiVo. I tried renting the place, and she ultimately decided she’d rather rent it to women. While that certainly sucks, she’s a regular climber at the gym about 2 seconds from her house, and asked if I’d be interested in meeting up there sometime. This is awesome, and I said “hell yes”.

So tonight we met there and were bouldering for a bit. We were going back and fourth trying a V2 that was giving us some trouble, and on one of my turns that I was actually making some progress, I fell and twisted my ankle. It wasn’t too bad at first, and I was able to complete a few other climbs, but then it pretty much said “No, sorry, fuck you Jaeson. I’m done”, and then it was done. After only maybe 30 minutes or so of climbing together, I had to be King Douchebag and call it quits for the night.

Stupid ankle. I fight my social retardation like hell, trying to be outgoing and meet new people in the area, and you go and screw it all up. Thanks for nothing.

Posted by Jae on August 15th, 2007

Most people didn’t know I was moving to California, mainly because I don’t tell people shit about what’s going on in my life. In order to minimize confusion and maximize my not telling you shit about my life, I offer this brief summary of recent events before regaling you with the tales of my journey across the country.
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