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Posted by Jae on November 18th, 2007

I was in some store where a bunch of fake items had jjust gone up for sale. The lines were all pretty long as people paid for stuff, and there was a line by the bathroom. I hesitated to walk into the bathroom at first and then all of a sudden there was an explosion. It turned out that someone blew up some basebuall player or something. I staw some coverage of it on fox and there was a young girl on the program that said something about not having sympathy since it was set up o npurpose with the player’s permission to blow him up.e everyone else on the show made him out to be a victime, and I thought it was nice to see someone that paid attention to what actually happened. We met up at some big dinner butffet and ssome other guy was trying ofr her attention. I started playing off what the other guy wa sdoing and ended up with him in the corner while I was with her. Everyone was afraid to eat their steak atfirst, bringing a bite up to their mouth but afraid to eat it, since it had something to do with the explosion last time. One of the people finally took a bite and made a scene about collapsing to the floor, and everyone started eating again. The girl tried being funny by going up to the buffet and scooping out food with her hand, shoving it into her face until her cheeks puffed out and a pile of food stuck out of her mouth. She used the back of her wrist to sceoop food into her mouth and started spiting food out everywhere from laughing when I told her how nice the wrist scoop idea was.

Posted by Jae on November 17th, 2007

Everyone at the office was sitting aroun ding nothing. Ian came out and started handing us tons of weird branded shit. Stickers, frisbees, poker chips..he kept handing us more and more stuff.I told him I needed some frisbees for a bbq in MA I was flying to that night after work.e We walked over to the bathroom and he put his face on the medicine cabinet mirror as he oponed it, and then I realize I had to get going to cantch my flight. I guess in MA I saw Danielle and she wanted to get back todegthere.

Posted by Jae on November 16th, 2007

My first dream I was flying someplace with Jori and a few other people. We had just bordded on the tplane and started settling down when for some reason I got up fer afew minutes and came back, sliding a concealed package under a chair. Someone asked me what I was u pto and I tould them I was just eing a n asshole. I felt bad placing it but stll did. Mnimum flight time aws about 2 and a ahlf hours, and the timer was set for two hours. Is tarted getting nerovuss about it. Eventually an officer sees it and asks abou tit. Tehy picked it up carefully nad cracked the top. They saw cold flames from like liuid nitrojen in it coming out and said it was smoke. The thing ended up just being some paint thinner in a bottle and not a bomb at all.

Seocond dream: Edward norton and some other people were walking around in a city when some guy pointed at Ed and tsarted yelling, and ran over to start hitting him. I pushed the guy away and gave Ed time to run. The guy kept yelling that we didn’t undersntand as he ffought to chase after Ed. He showed us scars on his arhhmsSecurity ended up letting us out of the city, and Ed went offf into some field to hide for a bit. He started explainiing that he tortured the guy in prison and had hoped that he would ve turned a new elaf by now.. The uy was escorted out of the city limits by someone, still looking for Ed and somehow knowing he had passed him . Ed came out from the field and tried being polite and respectful and apologizeng for what he had donee

Posted by Jae on November 13th, 2007

I was supposed to hang out with Jori but I never heard from her.

Instead Justin and I ended up arranging a large group of peopl to get together on a fairy boaat and watch Sexmatic. We got a whole lot of peolee watching it and I ended up with a girl hwhile people watched hte movie.

At one peoint I went over to shut a door barely holding my pantson. Some girls had apparently racked the dor open so they could get out ind smoke or something, as i heard them being upset when I fixed it. We ouldn’t let them watch the movie again. We got on hores back for some reasosn and started running down the river. We went through a huge group of native americans that rode by us and fired bows and arrows at us. Not sure why. Justin almost gave up running until I told him the last one had stopped following us.

After a bit further we came to a deade nd where we saw some large dark shadows on the ground. It was alligators, though I kept calling them ROUSs. They almost got Justin’s horse, too. I was pissed that we got chased by native americans and now ROUSs and I forgot my camera. The ROUSs turned into slime creatures from WoW and we turned into WoW characters, or at least I did. Runing on foot from the slimes, I was reminded that they’re faster on muck than rock. I lead one down a bit of a hill to a dead end and ran back up to gain me smo distance. I then started leaping on rocks tryingto get to where they couldn’t follow, at least ieastly. we loooked for something like sandstone which would be much more difficult for them to traverse and get stuck in. I tried jumping for a high rock wall but missed the “grab here” mark, and someone pulled me down to the ground

Posted by Jae on November 12th, 2007

I saw in some smaltown fair with some girl and a dog. The dog drooled a bit and I commented on how Dirty never did that. The town had just set up everything in a small area of the centre. I biked over a cop car, everything was blue cast.

I was on my way to some class on a bus. Some people were disgussing other classes they still had dto complete, trying to map out the quckest and easiest way to get outo f school.. one girl had decided to move to a rkansas and get marred instead.. Ib left my class during a break and headed out to a store to get some pcture cards made for teh holidays, and ended up staying there a looon gtime. I also had some rolls to pick up at a different store. On my way out i bought some stuff, and bill was tending the register. Some lady was arguing over the price of lollyops.==Outside I walked to my motorcycle in the entd of the parkng lot. Some other guy was next to it getting on his bike, making a metal sign as he pt his helmet on. After he saw me he took the helmet of and asked if I still didn’t wanta shirt from some movie. He was the main character in Planet Terror..he told me that he had chosen to finish his degree and turned down doing some other movie.

Posted by Jae on November 11th, 2007

Tym and I went to the rock gym by my house.  At first I thought we were fucked, because I couldn’t find my wallet to show taht I was over 21.  Once we got in I kept taking foreevr to get ready, and heading back out to my car for things.  Getting my shoes and a rope for some reason, though I didn’t have my harness.

Posted by Jae on November 10th, 2007

I was back in massachusetts with the whole family and we were going on soe vacation. I had rented some 2000$ piece of rope, rather than the caera lensb I’ve been drooling over. Cherrie and I were fishing wh== and I got my hook crosed insome other line, which had a mom alittle girl attached to it swiming with her dad. She didn’t mind htough, and swam over to me so we could take my choook out . Afterards there was some giant fish that was swimming by the surface. We figured it was a anta ray or something and dave just stood in the water while it approached. His legs actually ended up in the things mouth as it swam toward us. Dave scurried up onto a pile of muchk but was gffollowed u by the thing which turned out to be a giant newnt looking thing. I went vearching frantica/lly for my camera to take a picture.Dad was worried about peter breaking the rope for some reason, and it was apparently under his name, not peter’s. I told him if it wasn’t under his name ew could always tie pete to the fancy rope and drop him of a boat.

Posted by Jae on November 5th, 2007

I helped with the teft of 2millon or something like that fram a bank. n Three other guys helped andwe kept the moneyi in a large case.  For a few days we all had to go about our lives as if nothing had happened, despite interrogations, and then we’d eventually take the money and split it up.The other hguys were more heavily watched than I was.I think they all got caught.  The n one of them came and started whipping me on the street until someone shot and killed him.  I grabbed the little spirit that came from hsi body and stepped on it until it popped. Then it all sortof happened again. and I took the piece of paper he was on and shredded it.  His whispy little spririt came out and I whaipped that as well.did it back to him.  He started crying  Stole money, layed low, they got caught.  This time I ended up pretending I was walt mossberg and took the money right in front of everyone.  Nobody knew who h e was.  One of the guys that whipped me last time came and started to agin.  I was joe pesci, and I stole the whip and