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Posted by Jae on December 31st, 2007

I was one of the ghostbusters, and we were at some big weird house. For some roason I think venkman was missing, though. Slime started coing thorugh the wwalls in the place. Eventually something came up and egon told everyone that Ray was no longer with the ghostbunetls. I grabbed Ray and brought him ove, he was ewaring a motorcycle helmet. I pushed him up agaistt someting else and I think ge started getting possessed.Then Justin came in and woke me up by playing the acoustic guitar.

Posted by Jae on December 28th, 2007

I was driving around on a dirt road with someother people in the car.  Crossed over some tarin ntracks andparked, getting out to catch the train.  I think gembler or dunkan walked off into the woods and ended up catching deer and  moose by riding them until they got tired out, whereas I almost got impaled in the chest by their horns.  I got on the train at some point. We were then changing the batery in Jessica’s car, which for some reason was being kept in a plastic fish tank filled with pblue paint. It was rusting pretty badly and having all sorts of problems. We got a new battery and she threw it rightinto the paint, and the next day it had rusted up as well.  Dad offered soem baking soda he had recentley purchased to help get the rust off. Mom and I helped clean an area the next day for another new battery gto go, which wouldn’t be in the tank.

Posted by Jae on December 25th, 2007

Will smith was flying around in his independance day space ship and brought em and some chick into hiding. I think we were in his garage, since we tried walking out at one point and we were in a normal neighborhood. Later on he found a secret doorway that took youto an alternate dimension type thing where the aliens were living on our planet.

Posted by Jae on December 24th, 2007

I was in some winery, they were feeding wine te the cows in order to make it beter. I walked straight to the end production line where everything wast aste tested by an old man in a bath. I astarted seeing thingsg from his perspective. He was eing served wine with a piece of cake, fed to him by an old woman wearing bubble bath leggings. He ckepet escooping bubles away from her legs, trying to sneak a peak, and trying to hget her to join him in the bath. Eventually she ran off, not able to stand anymore. I called over what was apparentyl my girlfriend, seeing if she’d taxke over, specifically the getting in the bath part. She was wearing tight olive–coloured short shorts and thick horizontal striped olive and tan nylons. At first she was hesitant to get int, but I told her that’s why the other old lady left. She got in, taking her top off. One nipple had verticle and horizontle bars going through it, the other had a cbr. I asked her why she hadn’t told me abouth those piercings and she shaid she had.

Posted by Jae on December 23rd, 2007

Was at my parent’s house. For so e reason there was soe russian badguy there that said he was going to go robsomeone. We told him to read this ord newspaper article that joann had sent me about the person being ripped off by some tv show theat he was on. The russian decided to leave him alone.

Posted by Jae on December 21st, 2007

I was siting at my desk ot work with a pizza box that was cut in half, eating out of it casually. Some guy acme into the office and started killing everyone around, I just continued eating. After everyone else was dead, he stared talking to me, telling me about soem book he’s reading that he likes and I answered him in short words while finishing my pizza. I then went with him, hopping in his car and we went to a store. He bought a big roll of tape and clear pastic tubing then started walking off to some rndom car. I headed toward the store to get some tape of my own and he asked me to grab another two rolls and the cigar cutter for him. After doing so, I headed back to his car. There was someone else in it, sitting in nthe driver’s seat, but he quickly got out and the other guy slid over, letting me into the passenger seat. A few seconds later, soe car in the lot exploded. The 3rd guy tried opening the back door but it was locked on thatside. He didn’t run around fastenough and we peeled off leaivng him behind.

Posted by Jae on December 14th, 2007

Justin and I went to sese some movie. The theatre wasn’t really crowded, but the area everyone was sitting in was packed pretty tight. Some guy sit next to me slid his hand under my ass in a not so very smooth move. People wouldn’t stop tolking and the people in front of me were siting straight up and holding each other, so I couldn’t seethrough them and was leaning way over to the side. The sound on the movie was also fucked. We moved to a secluded spot in the theater at one point since we couldn’t see or hear, but it didn’t help. Justin went out and complainted and then they turned the lights on adn gave us all refund tickets.

Later I derampt that I was doingg some werird puzzle box taht I had to walk around. Kevin & alxex were also doing it. i aws in the middle and laughing at some of the weird things I had to fin ways to get around without falling off or kncoking everyinng over.

Posted by Jae on December 13th, 2007

Adam, peter and I were working to modify our cors to use linux for the stereo, making thema utostart and stop playing when you parked your car and pulled out. Later on, it was a cloudy day and a ew raindrops staretd falling, and i looked up tothe sky being realy cloudy and dark, just as several twisters were reaching toward the ground. I ran to grab my camera but they had already touched down before I got it. Peter was sweeping on a hillside as I took pictures and others ran for safety, while the main funnel came toward us. Peter just stayed there and eventually the tornado slowed down and turned into a perosn who seemed upset. When I told peter he should be getting the hell away from it he said that staying there whigged out the tornado so it didn’t get bigger.

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Posted by Jae on December 12th, 2007

Went to see some band play. They were playing in a tiny shed looking thing in soem guy’s front yard on a fairly upper-middle class loking block. The band asked me not to film it since they’d have tolimit the show. After a bit of playing, we wentintside the person’s house and started eating their food. One of the band members and I both wondered if the owner built the shed they played in. Just then the owner came down, confused as to why we were there. The other band member asked, opening the kitchen door whilelaughhing and looking like an ass. The owner said someone else built it. I told the drummer to close the door and apologize for being an ass. The ower went upstairs, telling us to please be quiet. Shortly after that we all got ful and sarted cleaning up to leave.

Posted by Jae on December 11th, 2007

I think I was with my mom as we were going through an animal and partial dinosaur park in the car. I noticed that with th iflter on my camera I could see things in the woods as bright yellow. Somehow my filter was acting like an IR/thermal deal, which was neat. I di’nt actually take ny pictures for some reason, but I looked arounda lot through the lens. We came to one part where there was an increadibly steep hill that we drove down. It had started pouring hard out, I’m not sure how wthe road didn’t turn to moud or how we kept traction on such a steep hill. Mom was screaming with glee when she saw dinousars that haf fishy faces. I thought it was boutefiul to see how vibrantly coloured some were. Towards the end of the track we came to a dead end where wehad to get out of the car and climb a steep cliff. I had to help push mom up, and we ver cautiously looked around inside the building at the top. There was another family doing the same, and driving a little RC car around. It had started raining again harder than the first time and we climbed back down to the car. There were two guys standing outside it suspiciously, so I hid my camera under my coat. He hit me with the butt end of a gun and stole my wallet, but then let us drive off.