Awesomely Modest

Posted by Jae on March 21st, 2008

I was out to some fancy dinner with justin and his family. The wait staff wasn’t very god and before even ordering we were annoyed with them. I ordered the 90 dollar option, which turned out to be abouthree bites of shrimp. I asked for the manager and complained that it was both an insignificant meal and that it was meat. He hdidn’t care on either account. I didn’t pay for food, though I’m not usre if someone covered me. While cleaning up after us, the manager droped all of the menus and I had a good laugh at his expense.

Jstin and I were going into the old barn for some reasn and it was obvious some animal had tried living there. I mentioned how a gopher had stayed there at one ponit. After afew minutes justin called out to me, asking what the hell was in the main room. I explained that it was the dragon I killed a few weeks ago. It was still smoldering after sseveral weeks had gone by, not having moved since I last saw it. I was fairly nonchalont about having killed hte dragon myself, but thenithe smoldering ashes of it got up and moved again before collapsing as I’d seen it do before. Freaked out still by that, I grabbed justin and told him we hd to leave.

Outside there was some douche teasing a guy on a grassy hill. It was pretty selippery from the rain, and the guy was trying to actch the bully to get something of his. I sneakily ran up, slipping a bit and got my videorcamera out and taepd them. I tried kicking the guys gelos out and making him slip, and yelling mudkips at him torying to confuse him. One of his friends was saying tsomething to him which the guy eventually understood. He sat down and slid down the hill. The person we were trying to help did the same, missing the bully slightly. I hit him head on and then pushed him into a pool.

Posted by Jae on March 18th, 2008

Started off with me hanging out with sosme friends and eventually there was some weird part that had or at least should’ve had the benny hill theme. Laterr I was at my apartment a nd peter was over. I mae some ravioliafr us both to share, figuring we’d also have leftovers. I put it in a dogbowl, for some reason. Peter said it had a bit too much sauce for hi, but that it wasn’t bad. As I was eating a bite of bread, a girl that lived above me walked past the window. I just stopped with a huge piece of bread sticking out my mouth and looked at her. She seemed confused and I think peter gave some stupid excuse for my stupidity. A few minutes later sha called down mad at me for making fun of her. I explained I wasn’t and that I thought she was prett and should come down and hang out. She said she would and I went to put a sleeping bag away. Curling over itand screaming “don’t look at me like this!” for some reason. Jori was a pparently liivng there and came home needing help givingmedicine to the dogs. The second she even touched the medicine box the dogs started barking.

Posted by Jae on March 15th, 2008

Dad started this thabit of chewing food really oudly. Mom decided we should eat outside to try and hear it less. We were gonna make some rollup type things I think. While we were outside, da started mentioning how he’s been depressed and started talking to various group being accepted by some place that would help him.
hthat might be able to help him. Mom went dead silennt when he said hee’s been talking to mormons and liking what he’s heard. I didn’t ask him about other organizations, but mom said she hadn’t mentioned anything to him about our phone conversations.e Dad was saying sometihng about his credit card. I witheld my urge to get involved in the conversation for everyone’s safety.

Posted by Jae on March 7th, 2008

I thinks I just casually had the first drink. It had me acting strange, but i don’t think too bad. Then we all went out for dinner and I had more. I later spent the night talking to a pit bull and a boxer about why they should stop climbing u p and over the fecn to run in the horse area. They both declined, getting past every thing I did to trya nd stop them. Higher fence, curved outward fence, rollers betwneeen et ewires so tehy’d slip. Everything I di, they beat or went around. I eventually said fuck it and took them to a public park. My owner thought I was insane, but did ewll for the classes he brought hem in to. E went to bed at sara’s house and woke up early the next morning. When she saw me she looked upset and confused, thinking I was up too early. I thought I had done something wrong the night be fore, but she just thought I was too drunk to be getting up so early. EI remember getting in a fight with the pit when we went to the park, telling him he was an asshole beacuse he never listened.. Arlo came over with a breathalizer, everyone else was geting .15 or .17. I bluew into it, waking myself up trying to blow into it.

Posted by Jae on March 5th, 2008

Wis at workr and Ian was on the phone about something with jeff. I was oloking into a problem with network gear next door. When I came back into teh office i started talking to ian and then put him on speaker phone as he talked to adam and ric. They started singing some christmas song as I started buckling ore laughing. I set my phone to record the conversation .later we were taling about the server I need to stort playing with jeff was being unchained for a trial few minutes and adam started a joke askings how to keep lipstick from runnig on a blowjob. I woke up by saying “the question of our times”.

Posted by Jae on March 5th, 2008

I was at Kivin roses’s house with leo laporte and some other two guys. W e put on an episode of Perofct Strangers that had balky’s and cosin larry’s parfather’s on having a staring contest. It was absolutely awesame, and then afterward we ecgan talking about hat a great show it was. kevin reealed some secret projoct to me, I got a couple pictures adnn that was it.

Posted by Jae on March 4th, 2008

I’ve been trying to remember mine from last night all day. Something about a kid getting tossed into a pond and having his legs broken, and deciding not to climb on top of the iceburg in the pond due to how fast it was hitting the shores.. Then JoAnn tried climbing up a giant slide that went along a large hill, and I convinced her to use stairs instead.