Awesomely Modest

Posted by Jae on June 27th, 2008

started as hanging out withtym, who was always being pursued by cops trying to arrest him. he somehow managed never t get aught though. all he ever atewere lihttle oevnmade pissas and his family worried alot about that. when he finally got caught, he wasn’t allowed to go outside or anything and he used a large pizsa as a blanket that he’d eat.

then i was in some school tryingto find a theatre with something good going on with some short fat dude that looked ilke josh.when I decided to leave some arts & crafts crap alone he grabbed me and tod me if I ever heurt her I’d have to deal with him. I laughed trying to walk away but he wouln’t let go . jut kept grabbing me andlooking at me all serious wwhile I laughed andslowly walked to the exit, telling him he couldn’t do shit.

Posted by Jae on June 26th, 2008

I was in my bedroom loooking up into my closet which was oragnized with some weird product to kee everything in shelves neat. couldn’t decide what i sohuld wear for as nemi importnt occasion nad couldn’t find the blue sock that fell. I eventually settleld on something, when I eard some robotic voice coming behind me saying andy she loves me. then johnny 5 came out with another robat that he was making robit olve to in secret

Posted by Jae on June 25th, 2008

This morning I woke up after dreaming that Eddie Izzard died overnight.  The first thing I did when I woke up was google around and make sure he hadn’t.

The other day I woke up thinking Dirty had died overnight, only a few days before I flew out to see her and Danielle.

No more waking up thinking someone has died, please.

Posted by Jae on June 19th, 2008

Took a huge crap and saw my phone swirling around when I went and flushed. Fortunately it fell in at the end, and I grabbed it hoping it wouldn’t get completely flushed away. It started makin gsome really funny noises afterwards, but I decided it had to be relpaced.e

Posted by Jae on June 17th, 2008

Was in australia for some reason without realizing it. Almost the entire time was sopent watching this honey thing that had totns of wasps on it, creating honey. It eventually filled with water, but then the girl I was staying with brought it out of the water and towardhs her home. The path to her house had latforms and was all weird, very beautiful though.