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Posted by Jae at December 2nd, 2008

this was an interesting one. hope i get enough of it.

I was sin some large busiess buidling where soem young blonde was having me crawl around in the garden with her, learning some basic shit te play the game. Her breasts became exposed and were used as a blowtorch, though i didn’t see how this would be atall useful. most of the stuff we tried burning didn’t burn. I thought the game was ssstuupid an was getting up to wwalk away, but the blonde ran overto me and grabbed me. despite her being a robot, she was pretty human, and convinced me to continue on.

She brought me to on elevator, and when we got out there was a door with the handle removed. She hid while we listed to voices behind it. I opened it and got arrested by security guards rather quick…starting thsi bit over, I let the voices go away before entering. she stayed behind as i examined another door, when some tall black chick came out, motioning fro me to hfollow her. we snuck around the office quickly and slowly, ducking behind things on the way to an office. I lost ther at one poit andentered some guy’s office. I thought he didn’t notice me, but when he came out looking around, I came up behind him and snapped his neck- though not quite enough. He was still moving a bit, silent, and I twisted his neck just a bit more to kill him. I realized that in this game we’re fairly free to do whatever we want. the black chick hid as the dead guy was being callef for by another woman, whe came out and saw me over his corpse. This tall older blonde chick started screaming for him as I tried pulling her away, and i still had no idea what was going on.the black chick came out and started helping me push her to the windew, yelling that it was her ault for something. i think we were going to push her out a window, but i woke up.

Posted by Jae at November 14th, 2008

WAS BACK IN MEDFIELD AT THE STREET CORNER AND WE SAW A BOBCAT RUNNING BUY IN THE WOONDS. I WS JUST NJOYING TH E SIGHT, BTU SOMEONE COMPLAINEND THAT YOU’RE SUPPOSED TO KILL THEM, JUST LIKE THIS HOT REDHEAADHAD BEEN WORKING WIT. WHILE I WAS WATCHING FOR THE BOBCAT TO RECTUR SO I COUU THE 911 GUY SUGGESTED THAT I TRICK THE MONKEY INTO FORGETTING IT WANTS ME, SO I HAD SOME MARINES DISTRACT TH HAN ON VETERAN’S DAY., THEN HAD A ROPE IN A GARAGE PULL ME UP. I AS BENG CHACED AROUND LIKE A WEIRD PRONO ONLY IT WAS WITH ABULT LTAR I HAD HEARD OF. I ZIPPED UP THE ROPE TO THETANGEROUS AND SET ITUSEEE WENT TO CONNNECT TO THE TERNET AND SHE HAD STUUPID FILE SELECTEDOWHICH CLEARED LD MAKE A CALL TO ANIMAL CONTROL, I SAW A GORILLA FLEXING AND THEN JUM P OUT AND ATTACK A CAR. I STARTED DIALING 911, BUT BYTHE TIME I COULD TELL THEM WHERE I WAS, THE MONKEY HAD COME OT MY CAR, BASHED IN THE PASSENGER INODW AND WAS TRYING TO GET ME. I RAN ALL ARUND TEH 911 GUY SUGGESTED TRICKING IT INTO BEING EDSTRACTED. i had some adult star with me dance around and take her top off as i biked around and into a garage where a rope lifted me to the ceeiling and i hid

Posted by Jae at November 12th, 2008

I was working at the same client site but hteey started doing some weirdedr stuff. People were stressed out. a couple people were wondering if a artiular person even worked for te company but since i wasspyin their screens i newthe answer before they asked.

there wasone guy tthat was really friendly to me, who was freaking out. there was also a boyfriend and girlfriend who does studies in space that was freaking out, wondering if some other guy actually needed to do his tests at a particular time. he said yes. basically, eh had to make a bus fly and break the sound barrier for him to research earths fluxation, whihc in testing it was suggested he used his mind to raise the bus and teleport it to far distances faster and faster. the suggestion came from a deep robot voice, and then asked if this method would tax the atmosphere at all. he said no, and then the robot voice gave a stamp of approal.

in hs real experiment, he got the bus going fastenough to break the pull, and ended up on a long windy spiral into space, it seemed. he kept walking up and down it, there were definite distortions of eerything when he neared the top. eventually he ended up walking down and thichgs had changed coloru, when he awlked to a enarby persn htey started scrambling him un provoked. he started getting strangled as soon as sitting down next to him, and my alarm went off.

Posted by Jae at November 11th, 2008

started by my dreaming of sseeing how poorly my roommate does dishes, and realizing tat’s hwy i oculd have gotten ick last year. very quickly turned into some big fair thing at college. i was at some lady house who hated me, not sure nhy. I went to the fair with a bike and a scateboard and was going crasy both freestyling everything as well as looking for where my class aws supposed to be. there wasn one nsection of roof i’d keep going over, forgetting that the roof stopped, and falling way down.

Posted by Jae at November 3rd, 2008

I was on the phone with mom while at work and looked outside the window. t here was a ton of snow out here, one of the snow banks, while not huge, peaked at 8 or 10 feet it looked. I walked out a door to take a pictureof it all, and some icicles, then walked into my office planning to drop an icicle down jeff’s shirt. E wasn’t there thogh, and i woke up.

Posted by Jae at October 29th, 2008

I was in ajail that had prizoners all lined up against a wall for soe reason, and was releasing some of them. there was a little kid and a big black dude that were best friends, who started crying when they were separated.eventualy the bug guy heard the kid crying and they both cheered up.

a friend and i had been aruing about so ething. i think we were both injured but got better. he was pissed that his necklace couldn’t feeel the same.
then i was on a beach andx started using a kite to start sailing around , going in big wid circles that went near people with pretty good accuracy. my friends asked when i learned to do that and i told them just thn.

Posted by Jae at October 28th, 2008

I was playifn a quake deathmatch with a couple other peope in a custom level. I think rawrz was on my ass for a while but after a few roomns of close calls anf no ammo left, i finally got awaya nd got some amom and killed him. I then jumpend out onto the rof and founda great sniping spot, except i kicked the rail gun off anwindow. there was some other weird weapon that i nddn’t try out while I had it.the ammo looked like little thin mettal hooks of some sort. maybe for climbing walls?

Posted by Jae at October 14th, 2008

For some reason tym and i were celebraing his birthday bak at my parents house. we ordered a pizza from mcdonalts and all wolfed it down pretty quick. he also sent me a caupole pictures of his cat to throw into star wars pictures. as I stated on that, his phone rang and it was melissa tllimg him to start looking outside.

we then saw a giant forklift carrying a 10′ pizza box down the stre. I wenet et go ansner the boy as best i could, os i told everyone to ostt he fuck off0. i don’t remember much after that, but the pizza aws no good.

Posted by Jae at September 29th, 2008

It was winter and I’m not surie if i went home or people surprised me out here. I saw justin and he storted giving me the silent treatment so I sidfuckit and whn leece yoou gt closer te fleace i sat behind a house with my camera nad watched stars throug it. tym went walking past and i called out to him. eh ecker ofund me but hinid from everyone else. we eventually went into his father’s cabin to hide out and warm up.

I walkedover ot profit’s to give him some moeny and hang out. yelled ‘if you,re up come down, and I immediately heard noises like he was on his way. Nevr saw door open though. A bit ltar somone enteered the buildingand I walked in behdi me. I went in his room and it had all moved around, and been cleaned up, and been painetd. I was wondering wht the fuck he was doing , bu his ssid is slick, one of the things that pissed him off post. then noticed children’s bookes and his landlord totld me he moved out that day.

Posted by Jae at September 19th, 2008

went to lome theater thing, people were sitting mostly in te ront ion the folor of the aisle and the first couple rows. wasn’ t sure why until they made a special announement giving themselevs away as a front group. there were cameras everywhere so i started wearing moy hood nad holding my hand on my face as naturalyl as possidle. after the movie i walked around and used their weird gym for its climbing room. hile leavirg some seucrity guards came out to stop me. My tire had been spray nindows and my car was missing, nhe tire was asso flat. security guirds wanted to go thorugh the pictures on my camera and i told the m no