Awesomely Modest Goddamn I'm amazing.

Are you a God?

Jenny, Tym and I were in some grassy field with a crowd of other people. In the distance there was some city where we saw a giant strangely shaped black form with green and pink edges moving around. While we watched it some buildings appeared to disappear or collapse, and then a large mass of birds started flying out of the city and towards us. As the birds approached it looked like a giant tunnel as they swarmed around us and missed our faces by inches. I announced that we all should probably run, the crowd agreed. Jenny and I ran off in a bit of a different direction while everyone else just basically ran with the flow of birds. I looked back and wondered what happened to Tym, but we couldn't go back. There was a wave of dirt and snow engulfing the people. The black mass came over to us and explained that it was merely trying to incite rage in whatever god existed so that he could fight for our devotion. I forget his name, though it sounded confusingly similar to Pastafarian. Some of the black mass came out and absorbed into us so that we'd be able to fly and share a consciousness. At some point I went back to the large pile of snow over where the people were, forming communities under the snow and creating homes, and that they were all actually perfectly fine. I thought I woke up at one point and saw Emily mention on Twitter that there had been a few hundred people who reportedly had this same dream.

Cooler roommates.

I started living with ttis couple that kept track of things in a weird way. instead of writing down the places they'd been, they assigned the places a nueber and just referred to it as that forever. like the apartment we were staying in was 102 or something. i think they also had a system of reusing old numbers that had'nt been used in a while, but there were still some that were permanent. i started picing up on the system, since i liked it a lot. later, i neded up moving in with jori, who sent me on an errand to drop off some clothes she borrowed a long time ago from a neighbor. thy nkewer fith some old made-up name she used to use, and the guy came home as i was leaving stuf by the door. he called his dog out who was super misbehaved and was rubbing and telling it good girl as she went nuts.

It would be snowing in hell to see Kelly again.

I was back in cereamics class and Kelly was teaching.  I didn't ask him what got him back or talk to him much, I think he was pissed because I got there late.  He was orking on a metal sculpture, and I was working on a wooden one, despite the course.  I was making some weird girl with crazy angled hair and gold chain links, carving bits out to give them dimension.  at some point it turned into carving bits of flesh out and scarring someone, until I realized what I was doing.

Later, it was snowing out and I was being sent to the school's "hell", which I was very excited about.  It had squishy soft rubber floors and I took nmy shoes off hand hopped around excitedly.  Everyone else looked at me confused as though I should be terrified, but I asked for a second go through it afterward.  They got pissed when I was still hanging around after they closed up for the night, but I forgot my shoes and hoodie inside and had to get back in after traspsing aroud in the snow.

The most important crappy WEP key?

We were in some town and jenny worked nearby for a church.  While we were walking around I caught a guy following us and had jenny stand outside while I ran into a building and up the stairs directly above the doro, waiting for him.  when he walked in, i blacked out for a second and when i came to, he was up thes tairs a bit and I called him out.  I also pointed out that i had blacked out, and was wondering if I'd killed the guy in a crawlspace on the stairs, or if he'd been there the hole time- he quickly responded that he'd been there and seen everything.  i don't know why thery were fololwing us but apparently they wanted to find out what a password ftheyd stollen from the church ment and intended to ask jenny.  when we got back outside , she told them that was the password ofr their network.  it was a really shitty password, and after we told the mwhat it was we started running away.  i asked if she wanted me to try logging in with my phone and changing it before they could make any use of it, but typing on my phone was taking forever  She said it was using wordpress running on linux and that i could get to it by ip- except when i asked for ip she started telling me an internal address.  As we were heading away a bunch of cops cme out of nowhere and stopped us.  one of them didn't like when i reached back and scratched my buttt without asking first- and then when i asked and he said i could i made some loud and obnoxious relaxing osunsds.  they made us put the bag of stuff we had donew and as they walked away i stopped an officer and said I'd like to try changing the passsowrd with my phone.  He said sure, but to go down the path we were going, rather than back to the crime scene.  When he said that, I realized he was not a real cop, and then saw him talking to one of the tails who got pissed and saw me, jumping awall to try and chase me.  the guy in a cop uniform chased as well and kept yelling "stop floating with me!" as we ran and tried to lock him in a bathroom.Somewhere along the line i realized that the password was probably just the wep key and can't imagine why there was such a fuss over it.

I know a zombie outbreak when I see one.

I was at mcdonalds and ordered soething small to eat.  they offered to give me their leftover milk to go with it and I accepted.  as I waited for he food to finish someone stopped by with anemployment survey, of which nothing even made sense.  It was multiple choice of strongly aggree to disagree, with questions that such answers wouldn't apply.  eventually i smelled themilk I was given, and it was rancid.

I was on a plane that was crashing and one of the passengers had taken over in the cockpit.  we were flying over las vega and one by one people were jumpingout with parachutes as we steered between buildings .  almost everyone was off and i was thinking there's no way we're going to land the plain and all of a sudden we landed smoothly on the road.  surprisingly there were no cars around.  It got a little unnerving and I figured we needed to meet up with the rest of the passengers who jumped out on our way down.  It was nighttime, and the city being completetely dead gave me pause.  I knew there must've been a ombie outbreak but we didn't have anything in the way of weapons.  behind some shed we heard some snarling and started getting a ttacked.  somehow we sruvived and managed decided we'd have to hunker down in the plane for the night and search for other survivors uring the day.  the next day we ended up at some house we'd found the others at, a few of us had notised the zombies are in a sleeplike state during the day with white eyes, but that they could be woken from itif you're too noisy near them.  unfortunately the basement of the house was full of hem, and it got real messy real fast.  there was also some big golumish type dude.