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Stare into the Sun.

There was some huge party forme my mom aws throwing.  i was sitting at a table holding two pieces of raw chicken and squeezing them like stessballs.  eventually i walked out to go someplace else. i went into a bi open field that was wet from sprinkelers . peter turned them off.  there were huge eceon aves at the edge and some guy was recording the whole thing.  i think we were goig to try puppy training and i gave it a go, but it quickly turned into a dance party where the videotaping guy also had a turntable and new how to recreate daft punk sons.  at one poitn he lifted me in the ahr , he was very tall and everything got super small as he held e as high as he could.  i asked him how to receate the daft punk voices an he flicked the cd a little bit to cause distortion.

then i was on the harbor watching huge fish eat.  there aws a gigantous sunfish i threw a bag of fish out to and watched it eat.  i called jenny over to watch, and then the devil came up from the water.  earlier hwe had been on this as a gimmick, some restaurant said the earth was going to crash into the sun and everyone came there to watch it happen, then when it was called as fake we hung around as it rained . anyways when the devil flat came up there was a gnew guy being the devil there.  he had a monster with one eye blowing bubbles out of his eye.  he was blowing a huge tchain of them and they were overlapping each other to create a giant bubble snake.  each bubbble had an eye in it and they got bigger as they moved further away.  the devil got really angry when we'd pop the train to wtch te entire line slowly pop one after the other.  he then forced us to come upstairs to a shitty apartment and help him out with something.  he had a cart with needles and knives and other things he had made.  he broke into the house and started shooting a guy with all of the stuff as we helped.  once the guy was paralized he started calling for a woman, appparently a lvove he had thought was stolen from him.  she casme up and was a robot that shot freeze rays, we escaped saefly, but there  was some creepy old woman robot thing that was calling my name looking for me.

What did Bill Cosby say?

Haven't posted a dream in a while, which is a shame because I've had a ton of crazy and in-depth ones I was too lazy/tired to get out of bed and type up.  I miss having a crappy little laptop by the bed for that.  Anyways...

When a Bill Cosby bit came on in my car yesterday, I remembered I had dreamt that I was watching one of his specials and he used the term "motherfucker".  I flipped out and rewound it a few times to make sure I heard correctly, then went and told my parents and brother they had to see it.

Unexpected Guest.

I was in my old bedroom in my parents house and Trent Reznor had ocme ove r to hang out.  we had a bunch of other people over as well but he ened up staying later tahn anyone else.  we started talking about the video he posted teh other day and what i did and didn't like about it, he seemed to ake everything fairly well and appreciated the criticism.  hi also hocked a huge lugey across the room, which was unexpected.

Everyone loves a tree-stump chair.

First I was in some thristf shop looking place that was run off gamblign.  some game where you had 6 dice and had to predict how many would land on a certain face or use it to gamble on economic stuff.  profict was gambling based on tchips from thailand.  my first game i only rolled 2 dice, and never paid attention to them.  apparently i won a lot and then lost it all by never collecting.  you'd pile the winning dice on top of each other, making your odds smaller and smaller each time until you cached out.  at one point i won my choice of tree stump chairs.  some were actual stumps, some were super minamalistic metal stump-looking things.  i chose the emtal one because it was sthe smallest and i had no space already to put it.  Later we went to a pool in vegas where andy richter was hanging out with a bunch of fake bitches that leeched off him.  i went into the water, but stayed in warm sunny arts of it.

later i was in my apartment and the landlord came in unnnounced to fix some vent in the closet.  i was sleeping on the floor and decided i might as well get up for work instead of sleeping in.  he then tried to sell me his old boat that was in the kitchen, i had to explain that i couldn't afford to live on a boat nor would it make getting to work easier.  i also had a gun which i hid in a mini fridge, and discovered my room had an extra closet all along.

Riding a bus with Clint Eastwood.

I was at my parents house and people kept wanting to come over to get jenny's signature for something.  she had become famous as a writer i think.  when her nubber one fan came by for an autosgraph and we didn't want her to come in, she pushed in anyways and headed downstairs.  eventually her and a friend were in the garage and i was trying to pull them out, they had another friend still outside.  at some point derrick chimed in with some legal advice ot them and they actually left.

Then I was out do tdinner with my family, we were in some bigg ballroom set up with tables and natalie portman was hosting.  for some reason omeone had talked of different ways to prank the movie theatre, like locking the doors from the insided and stuff.  she overheard and got really pissed but wouldn't let u sexplain how it worked.  turned out, she was just pissy at the entire room.  every table she went to she was extremely rude, only a few of the tables bothered to talk back to her and try and set her in her place.  my chair also had no back which was weird.  for deserrt we had someone making us a sort of crepe and french toast hybrid .  I had also heard from danielle that they got a place in millis and I'd get to see her during our vacation.

Then I was riding a schoolbus taht had cilnt eastwood always sitting in the back minding his own business.  one day he started talking to me about how he was going to dye and i didn't say much.  some other studends started asking him questions and laughing at him, but i started getting interested in the landscape outside.  it hand turned into giant cavers and huge crazy looking trees.  we got off the bus together and found that there were also dionsaurs outside, but they seemed strangely trained.  eventually some raptor started carrying a few other students and i a good distance.  i eventually figured out what it was doing and jumped off.  it was bringing us to its baby for its first kill.  i found clint behind a rock finding off anothre dinosaur similar to the one in jurassisc park that spat stuff to blind its victims -only it wasn't spitting and it only had a flap on top and below its neck that opened up.  when we got rid of it we started looking for safety and came across ozzy working a construction crane.  he lifted me up top of a construction nrig with the crane, but i hopped bakc down to see if i could help them both work.