Awesomely Modest

Posted by Jae on September 18th, 2008

Was oding some tape backuptests overnight with jeff that ent from bad to worse. Te next day I decided I’d ues test backups untstead of real ones. I woke up with a new an really annoying roommate that I didn’t speak to- he just ket annoying me.

On my way to wokr i got a call from a wer girl who wa sdating my male roommate. i stopped ath e school breifly to purchase aspecial copy of playboy. I saw some people putting cards in them though, and decidedto take one with me. Didn’t have my glasses on so everything was nice nad ceal. the cahcer didn’t like my anhol nnot surprisingli lggot his manager. someone slipped me a quick note and when I looked it said it was from danielle. I looked up and saw her wave then walk away. Called for her a few times, joann acme thorugh the same door but ddin’t seeh r.

Posted by Jae on August 27th, 2008

went to visit some nrse who wrote her name on my sleeve after beig in her care once. surprisingyl just showed up to er house after tracking her dow. she had a main kitchen sink that fit on a ny buokshelf and drained ino a bucket or something on the floor. she dad a home and a boyfriend/husband that i was jealous of. I eventuallyi told her why i was there after other people left and about my kidnapping and brain injury. eird.

Posted by Jae on August 20th, 2008

Was with Tym who had a barn or something now. I forget what we ere doing but some kid started walking around and preparing it for being set on filer . He asked if we had a match for him and I grabbed and pinned him dow and called he police. I think they didn’t show up because there wasn’t ctu ally a faire yet.

Posted by Jae on July 27th, 2008

Don’t remember itvery well. Had soething to do with going to see the darknesss,a nd driving across the bay bridge, which was so steep you neede a rope & harnass to get onto it.

Posted by Jae on July 25th, 2008

Justin joann and i went to some divey restaurant tat they loved. while ew ere eating the owner came ot and started inusurting the audiecepoorly. He kept drinking and becoming more ebligeret. When he eventually got up on stage ondpassed out temporrairly linnamon and raisons in the ground. thte pole was huge and joann eeeventually just check himself in to a hospitalcockmouth we went outside and ordered drinks. joann ws very drunk and the waiter reminderd her of what happened last time she ordered her drink.

back at justina nd joanns house she sat on the couch, which she made and watched tv. Justin went into the other room and I eventually started nudging her as she passed out with my head.

Posted by Jae on July 25th, 2008

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Posted by Jae on July 24th, 2008

I was stumbling around some busstop and noticed a bunch of people from highschool around. Took me a few minutes re remember names with faces. eventually introduecd jenny to andy and andrew of all the people.

I had planed a trip to alaaska with bethany fraomm grade school and some guy from my old j ob. I forgot to ever inform them that i got the tickets and never remembered myself how early in hte day the flighct was. On the day of, I packed a few small items into a tiny backpack and headedd toawrd the airport in thehoes of finding someone to inform. oculdn’t find anyone. I got to theairporot and looked around a while for the tikcets, eventually ifnding them basiccally on display and accessible by anyone sine the ticket counter had closed They were actually about pster size ofr some reason.

shortly after getting the tickno clue else she had taken. left a message for the other guy too. started heading for the plane ets and noticing the exact flight time I called bethany up asking if se could make it in 20 minutes. she was super drunk and they could’ve sent it from san francisco, but they used ssfo instead. ahd to go down a large dirt hill which i strated falling down. some guy helped em upwe then marched up some large hill adn there were people chanting. short little people with swords started appearing. they were about as tall as my ankles, and there were thousnads. I ran to bohtplaces trying to avoid the incoming swwarm of them running after me. Right before the fence of normal height people I got surrounded and they hought they kiled me. I layed on the ground and waited a moment before pulling the large people’s gate edown for war. One of the little people noticed I was alive and told his daughter to finish me. She threw her sword and it sntauck out of my skin. I grabbed it and flung it back at her.

forget what happened but then he father asked if a new world satrted would she rather be sparkling or tiny. She said tiny , saying there was nothng wrong wit hthem. reminiscent father said large was good.

Posted by Jae on July 21st, 2008

sa at my parents, i think in the basement though it had beds we were all laying on talking about the shit mom was doing . She’d stopped al the marketing scams she’d been involved in which was nice to hear.they both looked slightly nernouls the whole time. mom looked at dad and asked if she shoud tell me something, and then she told me casey died. I woke up yeling “What?!” just now, enern though casey died about 5 years ago.

Posted by Jae on July 11th, 2008

Some group of peopele wanted nme dead and hired a gunman to kill me. The firrst time he accidentally shot o officer who nas there to deal withme. They tried stalling me andhaving me stand still so a sniper could get me while I was dealing with them. Somehow mistook offiecr and I nad I ran off ducking olw. This sort of thing happened for a while, just basically keeping an eye on rooves and acolites that know everything. later I as at a coworker’s place andn otice a black figure climibng onto a roof and laying down. I left and started running around tres and shit for it to make me dizzier or imposssible ofr him to followe

Posted by Jae on June 27th, 2008

started as hanging out withtym, who was always being pursued by cops trying to arrest him. he somehow managed never t get aught though. all he ever atewere lihttle oevnmade pissas and his family worried alot about that. when he finally got caught, he wasn’t allowed to go outside or anything and he used a large pizsa as a blanket that he’d eat.

then i was in some school tryingto find a theatre with something good going on with some short fat dude that looked ilke josh.when I decided to leave some arts & crafts crap alone he grabbed me and tod me if I ever heurt her I’d have to deal with him. I laughed trying to walk away but he wouln’t let go . jut kept grabbing me andlooking at me all serious wwhile I laughed andslowly walked to the exit, telling him he couldn’t do shit.