I know a zombie outbreak when I see one.
I was at mcdonalds and ordered soething small to eat. they offered to give me their leftover milk to go with it and I accepted. as I waited for he food to finish someone stopped by with anemployment survey, of which nothing even made sense. It was multiple choice of strongly aggree to disagree, with questions that such answers wouldn't apply. eventually i smelled themilk I was given, and it was rancid.
I was on a plane that was crashing and one of the passengers had taken over in the cockpit. we were flying over las vega and one by one people were jumpingout with parachutes as we steered between buildings . almost everyone was off and i was thinking there's no way we're going to land the plain and all of a sudden we landed smoothly on the road. surprisingly there were no cars around. It got a little unnerving and I figured we needed to meet up with the rest of the passengers who jumped out on our way down. It was nighttime, and the city being completetely dead gave me pause. I knew there must've been a ombie outbreak but we didn't have anything in the way of weapons. behind some shed we heard some snarling and started getting a ttacked. somehow we sruvived and managed decided we'd have to hunker down in the plane for the night and search for other survivors uring the day. the next day we ended up at some house we'd found the others at, a few of us had notised the zombies are in a sleeplike state during the day with white eyes, but that they could be woken from itif you're too noisy near them. unfortunately the basement of the house was full of hem, and it got real messy real fast. there was also some big golumish type dude.
Time-Rex.
I was being chased by a t-rex and then ended up in some weird bubble that sent me back in time a good deal. I noticed the t rex had also gone back in time but when it stood up it was much smaller andfatter looking, and it let me ride on it's back where i then fell into a bucket tied to its tail. It had gone back in time agood deal with me and not sure if i was a prisoner ore smething. i was in a big wooden building with dirt floors and told i got a three-hour pass to the women downstairs. there were four of them, but he corrected himself and said two quikcly after. not sure what illled them. i went down andfound the room with the women in it. it was called something i found particularly funny like mervyn's martinis. i only saw one girl and it seemed like she was going to help me with an escape plan. the guards didn't say much to m y walking around due theo the pass and shortly after, she was gone.. i walked around some more and found a hidden toorway someoen used to get away from others for a little while, but the inside had been replaced with a giant spike and killed someone.
Later, I was with justin rob and some other people driving around a city. i decided to pull over so i cuuold use my gps to type up my dream, telling them i needed to use the restroom, and ended up in a large parking garage. I walked to the bathroom with rob, and noticed i forgot my gps in thec ar and couldn't type up the dream anyaws. on the way out it was like walking through someones house for a bit, and then i noticed the garage had turnded on the ticketing system, which wed idn't need to get in. i used my razor scooter to look aruond for my car but couldn't find it. eventually there was a guy who lived in the garage who came over and started talking to me in riddles, and asking what or who oi was looking for. i noticed a license plate by his side, and then noticed another around othe corner of the garage. i rocognized it as my own and chastized it for taking my plate. apparently he took front plates for fun. on our way out we lucked out and a car opened the gae long enough for us.
Hungry cats and shopping for bluedong.
I was going camping on some oceanside compground and we decided to go exploring. as we were walking aroud we started noticing that most people were holed up in buildings and finally realized it was because there were tons of tigers andleopards and stuff out stalking people. no matter where we went it still seemed super unsiafe.
later i was shopping for something for tym. jo got hima bobblehead of captain bluedong from watchmen and i was trying to find somethng really shitty and i realized i had forgotten my glasses at my parents house and reminded jenny to make sre i get them when we went back for dinner. we couldn't decide on fontaines or some other place.
Now I am become Troll, destroyer of cults.
Those close enough to me that I trust have known for a while now that I've spent most of my time since moving to California living two lives. In one life, I'm a desktop and server administrator for a respectable IT outsourcing company. I have a social security number, I pay my taxes, and I help my land lady carry out her garbage.
The other life is lived in computers where I go by the hacker on steroids alias Anonymous, and am guilty of virtually every troll they have a meme for.
In real life it’s called Thermite, and is not so easy to play with.
Someone was burinng a beeswax cangle on the driveway and someone else took their lighter and lit a flame in the middle of the wik. Iit started burning hotter than the other flame, and burnt through the wick enough to make the top half fall to the ground where it extinguished. the flame on the candle then uickly burnt through the entire candle, and even stayed lit on the driveway for some time. apparently it had been lit with some gelatinous fuel called lycos, which made flames burn super haot and super fosat even past being on the fuel. They liked using it to set ropeladders on fire ond have a sign on the street calling for help to get down from their treehouse.
I went and bought some of the fule from some random shop owner who made hit. He filleda small gasoline tank I brought over from his ubcket of it. It was thick and chunky and dark bluish purple, and I have no clue how the girl got it into her bic-like lighter.
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