{"id":2118,"date":"2011-09-21T21:45:19","date_gmt":"2011-09-22T05:45:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?page_id=2118"},"modified":"2017-07-26T14:22:05","modified_gmt":"2017-07-26T22:22:05","slug":"simple-needs","status":"publish","type":"page","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/simple-needs\/","title":{"rendered":"Simple Needs."},"content":{"rendered":"<h2>I&#8217;m a simple man with simple needs.\u00a0 These are some of them.<\/h2>\n<ul>\n<li><del>Drink scotch <em>older<\/em> than I am.<\/del>\n<ul>\n<li><a title=\"OM NOM NOM\" href=\"http:\/\/www.ardmorewhisky.com\/Ourwhisky\/30yo.aspx\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener noreferrer\">Ardmore 30-year<\/a>, courtesy of Storm.\u00a0 2 days before I turned 30.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li><del>Get <abbr title=\"Professional Association of Diving Instructors\">PADI<\/abbr> Open Water certified.<\/del>\n<ul>\n<li>Open Water &#8211; Oct 23 2011<\/li>\n<li>Drysuit &#8211; Jun 16 2012<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li><del>Get Amateur Radio license<\/del> (Preferably a General license).\n<ul>\n<li>Technician &#8211; May 14 2014<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<li>Get <abbr title=\"Accellerated Freefall\">AFF<\/abbr> certified.<\/li>\n<li>Get pilots license.<\/li>\n<li>Buy a house and fulfill the following criteria:\n<ul>\n<li>Fire pole and\/or rock wall between floors.<\/li>\n<li>Glass walled, sunlit shower with heated stone floor.<\/li>\n<li>Mount Vigo.<\/li>\n<li>Fishtanks up the ass.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;m a simple man with simple needs.\u00a0 These are some of them. Drink scotch older than I am. Ardmore 30-year, courtesy of Storm.\u00a0 2 days before I turned 30. Get PADI Open Water certified. Open Water &#8211; Oct 23 2011 Drysuit &#8211; Jun 16 2012 Get Amateur Radio license (Preferably a General license). Technician &#8211; &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/simple-needs\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Simple Needs.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"parent":0,"menu_order":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","template":"","meta":{"footnotes":""},"class_list":["post-2118","page","type-page","status-publish","hentry"],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/PyyGP-ya","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2118","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/page"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2118"}],"version-history":[{"count":18,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2118\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2548,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/pages\/2118\/revisions\/2548"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}