{"id":103,"date":"2002-09-03T12:57:06","date_gmt":"2002-09-03T17:57:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2002\/09\/03\/im-a-private-dick\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T16:09:52","modified_gmt":"2009-07-09T00:09:52","slug":"im-a-private-dick","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2002\/09\/03\/im-a-private-dick\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m a private dick"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was hired to find who was poisoning sodas at what I think was a family restaurant. There was a grey dust-looking stuff on the edge of shelves of cans, drinking a soda from a shelve with that on it would kill you. I took a wet towel and wiped it off. There were some elements of other cultures, and ancient times that I don&#8217;t remember at all.<\/p>\n<p>There were also trays of beads being poisoned. I eventually went to a bakery who had the same dust on their trays, and I told the baker that I would no longer buy the type of cookie on the poisoned trays. He got upset, and I said I would also no longer purchase beads from him as a catch to make sure he was the one poisoning. He got upset, and I busted him in a manner that I do not remember.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was hired to find who was poisoning sodas at what I think was a family restaurant. There was a grey dust-looking stuff on the edge of shelves of cans, drinking a soda from a shelve with that on it would kill you. I took a wet towel and wiped it off. There were some &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2002\/09\/03\/im-a-private-dick\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I&#8217;m a private dick&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-103","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-1F","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=103"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1412,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/103\/revisions\/1412"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=103"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=103"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=103"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}