{"id":109,"date":"2002-10-04T17:17:33","date_gmt":"2002-10-04T22:17:33","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2002\/10\/04\/possibly-the-most-disgusting-dream-ive-ever-had\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T16:09:46","modified_gmt":"2009-07-09T00:09:46","slug":"possibly-the-most-disgusting-dream-ive-ever-had","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2002\/10\/04\/possibly-the-most-disgusting-dream-ive-ever-had\/","title":{"rendered":"Possibly the most disgusting dream I&#8217;ve ever had"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>This is from a nap I fortunately was just woken out of by the phone ringing.<\/p>\n<p>I was staying at what I think was supposed to be my grandparents house, and it was focused primarily in the bathroom. Basically it was just clips of my using the toilet for #2 several times. At one point I came in and there was toilet paper on the seat, and a dead wasp on the paper. I threw both into the toilet and flushed it. I was barefoot, and noticed that the floor was wet underneath the toilet. It was dripping slowly, apparently overnight. I got up to try another toilet and was splashed in the face by water shooting out of the shower drain.<\/p>\n<p>I turned the sink on to see if it was a problem too, and the toilet filled up with disgusting coloured water, and shit. I started feeling sick from having this water on my face and feet, and freaking out not knowing what to do to clean myself. I only tried to wake Peter for some reason, who was unresponsive. Ugh, I&#8217;m glad thats over.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is from a nap I fortunately was just woken out of by the phone ringing. I was staying at what I think was supposed to be my grandparents house, and it was focused primarily in the bathroom. Basically it was just clips of my using the toilet for #2 several times. At one point &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2002\/10\/04\/possibly-the-most-disgusting-dream-ive-ever-had\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Possibly the most disgusting dream I&#8217;ve ever had&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-109","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-1L","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=109"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1406,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/109\/revisions\/1406"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=109"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=109"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=109"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}