{"id":111,"date":"2002-10-06T09:39:25","date_gmt":"2002-10-06T14:39:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2002\/10\/06\/a-good-candidate-for-second-grossest-dream\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T16:09:44","modified_gmt":"2009-07-09T00:09:44","slug":"a-good-candidate-for-second-grossest-dream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2002\/10\/06\/a-good-candidate-for-second-grossest-dream\/","title":{"rendered":"A good candidate for second grossest dream."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had cleaned my room up (as I really did), and on the floor there was a huge worm crawling around. we tried catching it with a towel, but it got away. It came back out and onto a wooden board covered in dots. I was watching the worm as it suddenly splitup into more of these dots, and they all began slowly moving off the board. I tried using a lighter to kill them, which didn&#8217;t do anything. I ran to the bathroom to find something else, and mom suggested I use a knife. I grabbed a flat metal knife looking thing, and use that to smush the dots on the carpet. Their guts got on my thumb and hardened very quickly and I just kept going back and fourth rubbing the metal thing along my carpet and smushing them.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had cleaned my room up (as I really did), and on the floor there was a huge worm crawling around. we tried catching it with a towel, but it got away. It came back out and onto a wooden board covered in dots. I was watching the worm as it suddenly splitup into more &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2002\/10\/06\/a-good-candidate-for-second-grossest-dream\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;A good candidate for second grossest dream.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-111","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-1N","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=111"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1404,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/111\/revisions\/1404"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=111"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=111"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=111"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}