{"id":112,"date":"2002-10-06T16:07:15","date_gmt":"2002-10-06T21:07:15","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2002\/10\/06\/were-parked-in-the-itchy-lot\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T16:09:43","modified_gmt":"2009-07-09T00:09:43","slug":"were-parked-in-the-itchy-lot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2002\/10\/06\/were-parked-in-the-itchy-lot\/","title":{"rendered":"We&#8217;re parked in the Itchy lot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was in a hotel someplace with Jo, and she kept saying things that she had hoped would purposely upset me.<\/p>\n<p>Then I woke up for a minute, and fell back asleep. I then dreamt I was parking at a simpsons amusement park, and when my car headlights were on a lamp post would turn into a golfing Scratchy. When I walked over to it with a golf club, another post turned into an Itchy, whose head I hit a ball off. Then the Scratchy turned to me, and hit Itchys head off towards me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was in a hotel someplace with Jo, and she kept saying things that she had hoped would purposely upset me. Then I woke up for a minute, and fell back asleep. I then dreamt I was parking at a simpsons amusement park, and when my car headlights were on a lamp post would turn &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2002\/10\/06\/were-parked-in-the-itchy-lot\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;We&#8217;re parked in the Itchy lot&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-112","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-1O","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=112"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1403,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/112\/revisions\/1403"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=112"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=112"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=112"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}