{"id":113,"date":"2002-10-13T14:28:36","date_gmt":"2002-10-13T19:28:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2002\/10\/13\/me-sarcastic\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T16:09:41","modified_gmt":"2009-07-09T00:09:41","slug":"me-sarcastic","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2002\/10\/13\/me-sarcastic\/","title":{"rendered":"Me?  Sarcastic?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I started off skating with a bunch of kids in a group learning how to skate, I was telling them how to do rail grinds while they couldn&#8217;t even walk between the rails.<\/p>\n<p>I then was playing some board game in Peters room, and was teasing who I think was Donna, when she asked for a pillow to lean on.<\/p>\n<p>Then I ended up in a resteraunt on a date with some girl that was angry with me. She started off sitting across from me, and I asked her to move to the seat next to me so we could talk better. She started crying and explaining how she knew I wasn&#8217;t looking for a girlfriend and some other things, and asking why I&#8217;m so mean and sarcastic all the time. I started explaining to her the rules of my family, and woke up in the middle of explaining, but she refused to believe they were true and that I was just dry and sarcastic.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I started off skating with a bunch of kids in a group learning how to skate, I was telling them how to do rail grinds while they couldn&#8217;t even walk between the rails. I then was playing some board game in Peters room, and was teasing who I think was Donna, when she asked for &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2002\/10\/13\/me-sarcastic\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Me?  Sarcastic?&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-113","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-1P","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=113"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1402,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/113\/revisions\/1402"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=113"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=113"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=113"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}