{"id":121,"date":"2002-11-06T07:01:00","date_gmt":"2002-11-06T12:01:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2002\/11\/06\/poop\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T16:09:34","modified_gmt":"2009-07-09T00:09:34","slug":"poop","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2002\/11\/06\/poop\/","title":{"rendered":"Poop!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was in a classroom\/bathroom,  using a desk seat (old gradeschhool style) as a toilet.  There were no stalls, and there were other people using them as well, made me really uncomfortable.  After they left, my stomach got worse, and the janitor said he&#8217;s lock the door and let me be.  I thianked him, and then he also grabbed two pepcid pills from a locked cabinet in the wall for me, and i thanked him again.  Then my 3d class was in the corner of the room talking with me as and expressing sympathy for my having a sore stomach.  I got up, and someone else and myself started jigging a bit.<\/p>\n<p>*SLEEPING MORE*<\/p>\n<p>Was watching karle sneaker skating on a tv show that had previously aired, on my computer.  I was asking her if she wanted to do something, and then mom came down and asked me what a list of colleges were known for.  She saw karle on the showl and said she looked nice, and I told karle about this.  We decided to go see a movie, I called tym, and some of her friends came here, and we decided on LOTR2 (which was about a droog looking bug, instead.  Dave and cherie came over, and wanted to see the movie too.  I started heading outside to meet everyone, letting Karle wear the MassPIRG Man cape, and dave was making perverted hand puppets.  I thought he was joking around until I realized he was naked, and had just climaxed.  Both dave &#038; cherie started laughing hysterically when they realized I had just seen this, and wiped semen on their faces in shame.  I went outside and explained what the holdup was.  Tym was having a smoke, karle was sitting on the stairs, I tried talking with both of them equally, though I think karle was upset.  There was a Mt. Dew on a bench for me, which tym tried convincing an irish guy that I was also irish.  I grabbed the dew and said &#8220;I:00 AM Irish, I:00 AM!&#8221; to the 1.5 browed man with a thick accent.  The previous scene replayed through my head in various ways, trying to invent a different truth, which finally ended up being them messing around while dancing by a pillar, my walking loudly, and their cooling down until I left the building.  Later dave asked if I saw them dancing, and kept mention how fun dancing was.  There was also one point where a person younger, but very similar walked down a hallway to an elevator with me, being quite loud.  I don&#8217;t remember where though<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was in a classroom\/bathroom, using a desk seat (old gradeschhool style) as a toilet. There were no stalls, and there were other people using them as well, made me really uncomfortable. After they left, my stomach got worse, and the janitor said he&#8217;s lock the door and let me be. I thianked him, and &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2002\/11\/06\/poop\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Poop!&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-121","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/syyGP-poop","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=121"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1394,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/121\/revisions\/1394"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=121"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=121"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=121"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}