{"id":122,"date":"2002-11-13T09:49:00","date_gmt":"2002-11-13T14:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2002\/11\/13\/go-away\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T16:09:33","modified_gmt":"2009-07-09T00:09:33","slug":"go-away","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2002\/11\/13\/go-away\/","title":{"rendered":"Go away"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My parents were paying for me to go to some camp over the summer in England.  The night before I had to leave was spent in bed with a friend, and also with an arguement between him and some girl he had sex with.  I had like a wheaties thing going on, and turned around after she left, complained a bit, and got back in bed.  My monitor was at the foot of the bed, and I left it on, and when I heard my father coming down the steps to wake me, I faked being asleep.  I didn&#8217;t do it very well though, as my glasses just began shifting on my face, and my face began sliding down my pillow about when he got in the room, luckily I don&#8217;t think he was watching my head at that point.<\/p>\n<p>He woke me up and told me that as soon as they get back from shopping, they&#8217;ll bring me to the airport.  My tickets were actually for the next day, but the flight was 3 hours longer than the one today.  We were hoping I&#8217;d get a seat.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My parents were paying for me to go to some camp over the summer in England. The night before I had to leave was spent in bed with a friend, and also with an arguement between him and some girl he had sex with. I had like a wheaties thing going on, and turned around &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2002\/11\/13\/go-away\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Go away&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-122","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-1Y","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=122"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1393,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/122\/revisions\/1393"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=122"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=122"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=122"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}