{"id":123,"date":"2002-11-13T14:27:00","date_gmt":"2002-11-13T19:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2002\/11\/13\/im-batman\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T16:09:32","modified_gmt":"2009-07-09T00:09:32","slug":"im-batman","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2002\/11\/13\/im-batman\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m Batman"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Me and afew other people were sitting on a curb in the city.  I was wearing a batman cape.  A cop came over and started hassling us, and was generally annoying, and then a woman and her young child came by with a ferret.  I pet it.  I was also spinning on something that was sticking out of the sidewalk.<\/p>\n<p>Then I went back to what was Grahams apartment, so we could play this Run D.M.C. game he had.  He started it up, and then I felt like I was in an arcade playing.  I got to be Jam Master Jay and play the turntables.  I was upset that I didn&#8217;t bring my camera with me, and then Graham reminded me that we were in his room.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Me and afew other people were sitting on a curb in the city. I was wearing a batman cape. A cop came over and started hassling us, and was generally annoying, and then a woman and her young child came by with a ferret. I pet it. I was also spinning on something that was &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2002\/11\/13\/im-batman\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I&#8217;m Batman&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-123","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-1Z","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=123"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1392,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/123\/revisions\/1392"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=123"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=123"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=123"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}