{"id":129,"date":"2002-12-02T18:25:00","date_gmt":"2002-12-02T23:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2002\/12\/02\/dont-mind-my-ass-in-your-food-maam\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T16:09:26","modified_gmt":"2009-07-09T00:09:26","slug":"dont-mind-my-ass-in-your-food-maam","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2002\/12\/02\/dont-mind-my-ass-in-your-food-maam\/","title":{"rendered":"Don&#8217;t mind my ass in your food, ma&#8217;am"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think I was at school, and needed to use the bathroom.  I walked to where the womens bathroom was, and saw no mens one.  I walked around a bit, looking for one.  Down a floor in a restaurant, there were tables that looked like fancy toilets, although had noplace to sit, had no walls around them, and were in the middle of the eating area.  I walked up to one and started to sit on it when I realized there was food all over it. I buttoned my pants back up and continued my search.  A woman told me there was a mens room downstairs, so I hurried down there.  They were doing construction down there and removing pipes. I  held my breath to avoid breathing in dust and probably asbestos.  I came across a mens shower room looking thing and was happy to have finally found it.  There were guys in a steaming shower, and another guy on a toilet.  Again, no walls.  I walked into the toilet area and nearly sat on a jacuzzi thing. I saw the water go deep underneath and a seat on the other side.  &#8220;Not the toilet&#8221; I said, and jumped onto the real one.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think I was at school, and needed to use the bathroom. I walked to where the womens bathroom was, and saw no mens one. I walked around a bit, looking for one. Down a floor in a restaurant, there were tables that looked like fancy toilets, although had noplace to sit, had no walls &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2002\/12\/02\/dont-mind-my-ass-in-your-food-maam\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Don&#8217;t mind my ass in your food, ma&#8217;am&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-129","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-25","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=129"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1386,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/129\/revisions\/1386"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=129"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=129"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=129"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}