{"id":133,"date":"2002-12-23T09:50:00","date_gmt":"2002-12-23T14:50:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2002\/12\/23\/he-wants-me-back\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T16:09:14","modified_gmt":"2009-07-09T00:09:14","slug":"he-wants-me-back","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2002\/12\/23\/he-wants-me-back\/","title":{"rendered":"He wants me back"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I had driven home from some pirg thing that was going on in NY.  I had planned to take care of Peter, work a bit, and head back.  Peter and I went to McDonalds and I bought him food, and insulted the guy at the window for smoking.  On the way back, I realized that it was 11, and I needed to be in NY by 12, and got worried.  Deciding not to take a shower, I just sped like crazy.  Speed-walking back from the car there was a girl next to me who was humming and singing I Want You Back, by the Jackson 5. I commented on this and told her how I&#8217;d be listening to them quite a bit on my way to NY.  She smiled at me and asked where I was going, which after much thought, I couldn&#8217;t remember.  She mentioned afew towns, none familiar, and then got caught up in another crowd concerned with a tick.  She keeled over and died as a huge bug came flying out of the grass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had driven home from some pirg thing that was going on in NY. I had planned to take care of Peter, work a bit, and head back. Peter and I went to McDonalds and I bought him food, and insulted the guy at the window for smoking. On the way back, I realized that &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2002\/12\/23\/he-wants-me-back\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;He wants me back&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-133","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-29","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=133"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1382,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/133\/revisions\/1382"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=133"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=133"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=133"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}