{"id":1445,"date":"2009-07-10T04:31:12","date_gmt":"2009-07-10T12:31:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=1445"},"modified":"2009-07-10T04:31:12","modified_gmt":"2009-07-10T12:31:12","slug":"at-this-rate-well-never-get-there","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2009\/07\/10\/at-this-rate-well-never-get-there\/","title":{"rendered":"At this rate, we&#8217;ll never get there."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Was over joris house with joanne jenny and some other guy.we wer allgong to go out te some special secret place that i couldn&#8217;t be told of btu e were taking forever to leave. \u00a0jori was taking care of a bunch of puppies and showing me some weird new tube thing with a lens in it that was supposed to help keep puppies in their crate. \u00a0she also had a book on b flasks on the counter hse wanted me to see, they were a lot like kline flasks. \u00a0i pointed out that despite the book trying to usggest there&#8217;s tons to do with them, every pictuer just had it sitting in the background. \u00a0the kitchen floor was coered in empty drinking aglasses. \u00a0jenny was changing from some skirt into red tights and rod boots, but had to take care o f something she forgot about and so we dropped her off telling her to call when we shuld pick her back up. \u00a0only, i forgot my phone at joris when we left. \u00a0we were out loooking at restaurants and it wasn&#8217;t until then that i realized jenny couldn&#8217;t call me and tried using someone elses phone to call various people to getahold of jenny, since i don&#8217;t remember her number.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Was over joris house with joanne jenny and some other guy.we wer allgong to go out te some special secret place that i couldn&#8217;t be told of btu e were taking forever to leave. \u00a0jori was taking care of a bunch of puppies and showing me some weird new tube thing with a lens in &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2009\/07\/10\/at-this-rate-well-never-get-there\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;At this rate, we&#8217;ll never get there.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-1445","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-nj","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1445","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1445"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1445\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1446,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1445\/revisions\/1446"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1445"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1445"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1445"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}