{"id":1447,"date":"2009-07-10T06:04:53","date_gmt":"2009-07-10T14:04:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=1447"},"modified":"2009-07-10T06:04:53","modified_gmt":"2009-07-10T14:04:53","slug":"everything-went-wrong","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2009\/07\/10\/everything-went-wrong\/","title":{"rendered":"Everything went wrong."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>jenny wanted to leave me and i was back at my parents house depressed. \u00a0some cricus dude my boss had told me about evidently murdered a few people and while moping ta the dinner table my father lit a sad olking cigarette and explained boht he and mom started back up. \u00a0i headbut him saying that part wasn&#8217;t going to change. \u00a0i went out onto the white couch to mope and saw jess in the living room and head out to lay and talk with me about stuff. \u00a0later i walked outside andcallled my brother from a payphone to tell him about everything<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>jenny wanted to leave me and i was back at my parents house depressed. \u00a0some cricus dude my boss had told me about evidently murdered a few people and while moping ta the dinner table my father lit a sad olking cigarette and explained boht he and mom started back up. \u00a0i headbut him saying &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2009\/07\/10\/everything-went-wrong\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Everything went wrong.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-1447","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-nl","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1447","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1447"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1447\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1449,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1447\/revisions\/1449"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1447"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1447"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1447"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}