{"id":1461,"date":"2009-07-18T04:46:54","date_gmt":"2009-07-18T12:46:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=1461"},"modified":"2009-08-28T20:26:28","modified_gmt":"2009-08-29T04:26:28","slug":"auditing-doesnt-fix-cameraguyfail","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2009\/07\/18\/auditing-doesnt-fix-cameraguyfail\/","title":{"rendered":"Auditing doesn&#8217;t fix cameraguyfail."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>started off by jenny and i meeting up with everyone for a movie .\u00a0 we we er gonna pick up a bag of mini m&amp;ms fo stack onbut ended up going strait to the theater bofore arlos . \u00a0 we also stopped at some restaurant for dinner.\u00a0 tehre was a kindof buffet in the middle of a big room and the manager was disgustingly nice.\u00a0 i was super messy getting stuff from the buffet.\u00a0 i think all this was in my home town, too.\u00a0 after the movie we headed to arlos .\u00a0 as we got out of the car and walked over i saw rob pulling in, but he looked like justin because of his clothes.\u00a0 arlos door opened automatically and we headed in.\u00a0 it was a bit of a mess because of the construction going on, and there was a guy in the livingroom playing with a toy train or someting.\u00a0 \u00a0 then suddenly weere aroundsome soilons trying to sell us shit and prove tha they&#8217;re happy.\u00a0 i started fucking with one of them whe came up in my face and said how much itd hlped her but she was clearly an idiot, and kept askng for all of her stuff for me to learn from.\u00a0 i had her start taking photos of some other chick and i to elp them advertise.\u00a0 we were making funny faces and trying to at least have good photos taken of us in which we would remain unidentified.\u00a0 i kept suggesting ideas for good shots and she&#8217;d find a way to make them complete crap.\u00a0 eventually i came up with an idea i as going to take an example shot of with my camera.\u00a0 it was becoming dark out, and as i got on the ground and looked up for the photo, some guy came in with a 100k video camera pointed at my fce in the hopes of finally identifying me.\u00a0 i quickly got up and grabbed at him and the camrea and managed to ject the tape, which wasn&#8217;t even unwrapped from its packaging.\u00a0 i started laughing at the guy as the tried figuiring out how to use it and he followed me around getting more and more angry.\u00a0 eventually i managed to get the camera from him and he was trying to take it away and simply break it.\u00a0 coulndn&#8217;t let that happen to such an expensive videocamera.\u00a0 after fucking a good deal with it while he went into another room to talk with someone briefly, i managed to get it recording so that thered be evidence of him and his violent episode.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>started off by jenny and i meeting up with everyone for a movie .\u00a0 we we er gonna pick up a bag of mini m&amp;ms fo stack onbut ended up going strait to the theater bofore arlos . \u00a0 we also stopped at some restaurant for dinner.\u00a0 tehre was a kindof buffet in the middle &hellip; 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