{"id":1464,"date":"2009-07-19T05:09:39","date_gmt":"2009-07-19T13:09:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=1464"},"modified":"2009-08-28T20:26:37","modified_gmt":"2009-08-29T04:26:37","slug":"how-pimps-fit-into-this-i-havent-a-clue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2009\/07\/19\/how-pimps-fit-into-this-i-havent-a-clue\/","title":{"rendered":"How pimps fit into this, I haven&#8217;t a clue."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was going to highshcool for some reason and was bigger than everyone obviously.\u00a0 i kept annoying the teachers with my attitude and not doing any work. oneteacher almost threw me out until another girls homework made me think of my own, which was an ugly drawing of her fcace and said shut up on it.\u00a0 then there was a bathroom area in the classsroom i hwalked into and endet back up in my parents back yard in a sortof mix between harrry potter and zelda.\u00a0 some monsters and pimps had pulled intno the driveway and i grabbed a sword to fight them off.\u00a0 i knew gandalf was following them to me and called him out.\u00a0 telling him thaht the text fight the only death would be my own. he was\u00a0 ina\u00a0 tree as a bird and flew down transforming back to a human.\u00a0 he had some purple amuelt arund his neck that i told him not to go near.\u00a0 he started talking about how i did have the ability to kill him and that he absolutely would reach for the amulet.\u00a0 i yelled some magical incatntation and he got sucked up into thin air and i puled out a leather bag to try and catch the amulet as it shot towards me, but i missed.\u00a0 i dodged it as it almoust bounced and touched my leg though.\u00a0 then it vanished into the air as well as i&#8217;d failed to cature it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was going to highshcool for some reason and was bigger than everyone obviously.\u00a0 i kept annoying the teachers with my attitude and not doing any work. oneteacher almost threw me out until another girls homework made me think of my own, which was an ugly drawing of her fcace and said shut up on &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2009\/07\/19\/how-pimps-fit-into-this-i-havent-a-clue\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;How pimps fit into this, I haven&#8217;t a clue.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-1464","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-nC","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1464","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1464"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1464\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1466,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1464\/revisions\/1466"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1464"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1464"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1464"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}