{"id":1469,"date":"2009-07-23T06:06:39","date_gmt":"2009-07-23T14:06:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=1469"},"modified":"2009-08-28T20:25:47","modified_gmt":"2009-08-29T04:25:47","slug":"brooke-shields-a-hateful-bitch","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2009\/07\/23\/brooke-shields-a-hateful-bitch\/","title":{"rendered":"Brooke Shield&#8217;s a hateful bitch."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Justin joann and i were at some school for art classses.\u00a0 I was staying in my pcr painting while they were inside for some stuff..\u00a0 some weird guy came u to me saying his work was better, but it was just a bunch ofcolour tests on a canvas for coloured pencils, basically.\u00a0 eventually justin came out and we decided to get some food so we pulled around to the schools drive thorugh figuring we&#8217;d get something crazy. he was going to tuse ancakes for hamburger buns, and i was going to order a small puppy.\u00a0 inside we got some art crap, justin drew a bunch of penises and there was someone elses sculped penus on the table that i picked up like minocs. we forgot to order the crazy food.<\/p>\n<p>later, i was using some outdoor bathroom that didn&#8217;t reallly have a door.\u00a0 i threw some tattered shirt up in front of it and started taking a crap when brook shields came and started blocking the door better hhile someone yeled at her.\u00a0 she wanted to kill someoen fro blabbing about beingp regnant or something.\u00a0 she came to our house on the fourth of july with an automatic weapon and was going a bit crazy.\u00a0 we kept joann away from her in case she did something rash.\u00a0 my dad kept letting brooke in even though she&#8217;d end up poisining and blending our fish or trying to stab joann with a hair pin.\u00a0 at one poin there was some giant ballroom inner along a superlong table, too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Justin joann and i were at some school for art classses.\u00a0 I was staying in my pcr painting while they were inside for some stuff..\u00a0 some weird guy came u to me saying his work was better, but it was just a bunch ofcolour tests on a canvas for coloured pencils, basically.\u00a0 eventually justin came &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2009\/07\/23\/brooke-shields-a-hateful-bitch\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Brooke Shield&#8217;s a hateful bitch.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-1469","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-nH","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1469","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1469"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1469\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1471,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1469\/revisions\/1471"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1469"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1469"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1469"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}