{"id":149,"date":"2003-03-18T12:14:00","date_gmt":"2003-03-18T17:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2003\/03\/18\/skateboard-beats-rock\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T16:04:35","modified_gmt":"2009-07-09T00:04:35","slug":"skateboard-beats-rock","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2003\/03\/18\/skateboard-beats-rock\/","title":{"rendered":"Skateboard beats rock"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was being cchased by 3 people, i think one was Tom, but I don&#8217;t remember the others.  They seemed familiar though.  I was getting away on a skateboard,a nd I stopped at a red light.  A car sped past me through the light, and nearly got into an accident.  After the light turned green again, I went on getting away from them.  Somehow they got ahead of me and started throwing rocks at me when I got off the skateboard to run.  I batted the rocks with the board, and also swung at the three of them as I tried running to wherever I was tryng to get to.  I  jumped over a big patch of thorn bushes, and Tom tried and landed in them,  getting cut badly.  I jumped through other thorn bushes and watched him try to follow.  We all then gathered at a set of trees, and I woke up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was being cchased by 3 people, i think one was Tom, but I don&#8217;t remember the others. They seemed familiar though. I was getting away on a skateboard,a nd I stopped at a red light. A car sped past me through the light, and nearly got into an accident. After the light turned green &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2003\/03\/18\/skateboard-beats-rock\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Skateboard beats rock&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-149","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-2p","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=149"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1366,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/149\/revisions\/1366"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=149"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=149"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=149"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}