{"id":1492,"date":"2009-08-06T04:38:22","date_gmt":"2009-08-06T12:38:22","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=1492"},"modified":"2009-08-28T20:25:21","modified_gmt":"2009-08-29T04:25:21","slug":"asshole-storm-cloud","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2009\/08\/06\/asshole-storm-cloud\/","title":{"rendered":"Asshole storm cloud."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>There was a storm coming and me dad and peter went outside to watch it.\u00a0 add had is bose sepakers set up out tehre for some reason sa well. e watched sform under a bridge and thec louds were all super dark andcrazy.\u00a0 lightning took ou a nearby treee, and then one closer besfore passing over and sortof petering off a bit.\u00a0 it was great.\u00a0 I came back inside and told everyone that it was a great storm.\u00a0 jsessica was over for some roeson and i showed her the two towned trees from my parents bedroom and noticed that it had picked up rainng again even harder than before.\u00a0 then the cluds came back around the corner of the house and there was a big walking cloud that was shooting lightning at a tree in our backyard. \u00a0 he walked over toward it and pushed the tree and it hit the steps to our deck and broke them a bit.\u00a0 then the cloud alked over to the porch and started just breaing it apart, and then the livingroom fell to the ground and he just kept smashing it while everyone else was in it, then disappeared and the storm ended.\u00a0 i freaked out and ran across the house to try and help amd make sure everyone was okay, and dan ran outside yelling at the storm cloud<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>There was a storm coming and me dad and peter went outside to watch it.\u00a0 add had is bose sepakers set up out tehre for some reason sa well. e watched sform under a bridge and thec louds were all super dark andcrazy.\u00a0 lightning took ou a nearby treee, and then one closer besfore passing &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2009\/08\/06\/asshole-storm-cloud\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Asshole storm cloud.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-1492","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-o4","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1492","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1492"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1492\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1494,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1492\/revisions\/1494"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1492"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1492"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1492"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}