{"id":1495,"date":"2009-08-09T11:11:11","date_gmt":"2009-08-09T19:11:11","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=1495"},"modified":"2009-08-17T11:12:42","modified_gmt":"2009-08-17T19:12:42","slug":"im-the-wrong-guy-for-this-stuff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2009\/08\/09\/im-the-wrong-guy-for-this-stuff\/","title":{"rendered":"I&#8217;m the wrong guy for this stuff."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Tom was haing relationship troupble.\u00a0 I took him to the movies to help get his mind off things.\u00a0 I showed up at a house I used to babysit at to pick him up, wearing the white ranger helmet.\u00a0 there was some spaecial trailer that was plainng before a particular showing, but our ticktss were for a different showing.\u00a0 theyf had a separate line to watch the trailer after ourmovie though, and we got to see it then.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Tom was haing relationship troupble.\u00a0 I took him to the movies to help get his mind off things.\u00a0 I showed up at a house I used to babysit at to pick him up, wearing the white ranger helmet.\u00a0 there was some spaecial trailer that was plainng before a particular showing, but our ticktss were for &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2009\/08\/09\/im-the-wrong-guy-for-this-stuff\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;I&#8217;m the wrong guy for this stuff.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-1495","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-o7","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1495","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1495"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1495\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1497,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1495\/revisions\/1497"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1495"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1495"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1495"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}