{"id":1511,"date":"2009-08-14T12:41:49","date_gmt":"2009-08-14T20:41:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=1511"},"modified":"2009-08-18T12:43:29","modified_gmt":"2009-08-18T20:43:29","slug":"googles-my-suger-mama","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2009\/08\/14\/googles-my-suger-mama\/","title":{"rendered":"Google&#8217;s my suger mama."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Some higher up chick at google named Jamie contacted me for help with some new music related product.\u00a0 I went over some ideas and suggested they used Conan and Chromeo to promote it.\u00a0 She went and saw my bedroom and I got embarrased, telling her not to look at it.\u00a0 She pulled out a red credit card and said she could fix things, and started treating me to dinner as her date and buying me nicer clothes.\u00a0 Later I was in a classroom Conan was teaching in and was asking some question about different shapes on a house.\u00a0 There was two of each shape and they were also similarly coloured.\u00a0 I left for Florida while he was drawing some building and asking questions about it.\u00a0 While I was there I went past the building he was asking about, and called him to tell him it was at 100791 Ocean Ave.\u00a0 Then we started talked talking about the google thing while I walked down the street to meet Tym, and I walked past Andy Richter who said hi to me.\u00a0 I told Conan that Tym and I were going to think up ideas using booze, and headed to a bar where M\u00c3\u00b6tley Cr\u00c3\u00bce was playing.\u00a0 Everyone there, including the band was fighting, and we shoved people into the crowds.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Some higher up chick at google named Jamie contacted me for help with some new music related product.\u00a0 I went over some ideas and suggested they used Conan and Chromeo to promote it.\u00a0 She went and saw my bedroom and I got embarrased, telling her not to look at it.\u00a0 She pulled out a red &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2009\/08\/14\/googles-my-suger-mama\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Google&#8217;s my suger mama.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-1511","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-on","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1511","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1511"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1511\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1513,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1511\/revisions\/1513"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1511"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1511"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1511"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}