{"id":152,"date":"2003-03-22T09:58:00","date_gmt":"2003-03-22T14:58:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2003\/03\/22\/take-that-proboy\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T16:04:33","modified_gmt":"2009-07-09T00:04:33","slug":"take-that-proboy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2003\/03\/22\/take-that-proboy\/","title":{"rendered":"Take that, proboy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was playing hockey outside somewhere, and during a real hockey heocky teams game, i stole the puck and went out into a street corner with  the puck, and tossed the thing inside a cage, which i then hopped into and  scated in circles inside while taunting one of the players who came out. He got rather angry when I hopped in and out of the cage when he tried to get me or the puck, and got another player who also got rather annoyoed with me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was playing hockey outside somewhere, and during a real hockey heocky teams game, i stole the puck and went out into a street corner with the puck, and tossed the thing inside a cage, which i then hopped into and scated in circles inside while taunting one of the players who came out. He &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2003\/03\/22\/take-that-proboy\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Take that, proboy&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-152","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-2s","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=152"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1363,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/152\/revisions\/1363"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=152"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=152"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=152"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}