{"id":1526,"date":"2009-08-24T04:09:31","date_gmt":"2009-08-24T12:09:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=1526"},"modified":"2009-08-28T20:23:31","modified_gmt":"2009-08-29T04:23:31","slug":"alligators-bad-for-sport-training","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2009\/08\/24\/alligators-bad-for-sport-training\/","title":{"rendered":"Alligators.  Bad for sport training."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was in my bother and mi&#8217;s old beadroom at my parents house.\u00a0 some guy was around doing training for a sprt and one of the ways he did it was buying a boat for us to be on when we weren&#8217;t palying.\u00a0 the boat coasted around nicely an the field which had shalow wawtter over it.\u00a0 one day he broughta bunch of alligators on the boat and started tossing them into the field to get us playing better.\u00a0 there was one giant oneand one time it was chasing after me, even standing on the desks and rawers wasn&#8217;t high enough to get awa from it.\u00a0 another time i was just trying to sneek out of the bedroom and sortof teasing it.\u00a0 i threw bits of crayons at its mouth for it to snap at.\u00a0 when i made a break for the bedroom door i tried closing it, but the latch sucked nd it was able to pull the door open and started chasing me running on its hund ligs.\u00a0 i woke up yellingas it caught up with me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was in my bother and mi&#8217;s old beadroom at my parents house.\u00a0 some guy was around doing training for a sprt and one of the ways he did it was buying a boat for us to be on when we weren&#8217;t palying.\u00a0 the boat coasted around nicely an the field which had shalow wawtter &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2009\/08\/24\/alligators-bad-for-sport-training\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Alligators.  Bad for sport training.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-1526","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-oC","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1526","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1526"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1526\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1540,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1526\/revisions\/1540"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1526"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1526"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1526"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}