{"id":1529,"date":"2009-08-25T07:21:26","date_gmt":"2009-08-25T15:21:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=1529"},"modified":"2009-08-25T07:21:26","modified_gmt":"2009-08-25T15:21:26","slug":"puppy-and-picard-and-paths-of-dead-stuff","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2009\/08\/25\/puppy-and-picard-and-paths-of-dead-stuff\/","title":{"rendered":"Puppy and Picard and paths of dead stuff."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Jenny and I had somecamping plans for the weekend, but we ended up getting held off from going anywhere. \u00a0I went and got drunk with arlo and ended up oging to a petstore and buying a pupy. \u00a0It was a cute little brown and white pit. \u00a0Whn i was sobered up I realized I hadn&#8217;t bought any other supplies for it, and wondered if i should take him back and get a girl like I&#8217;d prefer. \u00a0We took off for camping the next day and at some point started following a trail of dead things and weinrd broken down structures. \u00a0it seemed sortof like a maze. \u00a0we eventually ended up in a clearing, layingon our towels when a spaceship came down and picard came out and started signing autographs. \u00a0garrett ran over and got his towel signed.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Jenny and I had somecamping plans for the weekend, but we ended up getting held off from going anywhere. \u00a0I went and got drunk with arlo and ended up oging to a petstore and buying a pupy. \u00a0It was a cute little brown and white pit. \u00a0Whn i was sobered up I realized I hadn&#8217;t &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2009\/08\/25\/puppy-and-picard-and-paths-of-dead-stuff\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Puppy and Picard and paths of dead stuff.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-1529","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-oF","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1529","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1529"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1529\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1530,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1529\/revisions\/1530"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1529"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1529"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1529"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}