{"id":156,"date":"2003-04-07T06:00:00","date_gmt":"2003-04-07T11:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2003\/04\/07\/goddamn-that-smarks\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T16:04:30","modified_gmt":"2009-07-09T00:04:30","slug":"goddamn-that-smarks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2003\/04\/07\/goddamn-that-smarks\/","title":{"rendered":"Goddamn that smarks"},"content":{"rendered":"

This was from the other night. I remembered about it while talking to Beth.<\/p>\n

I was sleeping increadibly uncomfortably in my bed at school- and then somehow was in my bed at home. It was actually where Caseys mountain is, though, and not my bed. There was a nail sticking straight up from the middle of it, and I was trying to get a picture of me sleeping comfortably on it, with Casey.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This was from the other night. I remembered about it while talking to Beth. I was sleeping increadibly uncomfortably in my bed at school- and then somehow was in my bed at home. It was actually where Caseys mountain is, though, and not my bed. There was a nail sticking straight up from the middle … <\/p>\n

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