{"id":158,"date":"2003-04-12T13:49:00","date_gmt":"2003-04-12T18:49:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2003\/04\/12\/thats-some-college\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T16:04:29","modified_gmt":"2009-07-09T00:04:29","slug":"thats-some-college","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2003\/04\/12\/thats-some-college\/","title":{"rendered":"That&#8217;s some college"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I was at a large college.  I was in a class on and extremely confused as to why I had a class on friday.  I was sitting right next to a  student in one of my ceal classes this semester, and a girl who had a very  cool minnie mouse shirt.  I complimented her on it.  The girl sitting next  to me eventually moved to another seat where we weren&#8217;t so close to each other- and then the teacher started having problems with me for some reason.  I remember she said something to me and I gave her a wise-ass respones, but I don&#8217;t remmber what it was.<\/p>\n<p>I then tried to get back to my room in a building built in such a manner that you needed to awlk through a central area- the gym, to get to the other ends of it.  I was looking around to find the dormrooms in the building, going around everywhere.  I walked past jocks doing their thing with the other jocks and girls, I asdek one man at one of the 4 sides of the gym (i was way up high, looking down at the gym- and there was a door on about the same level in each of 4 ends) where the body modification side was, he pointed straight across- and that was where I found the sex change labs.  I turned around and tried another side.  There was a scientist in it who was talking to himself.  Then I went into another side, and there was another scientist or somtheing who was helpful on my way in- but asked me not to say anything on the way out, and was starting ot argue with himself.  He decided to get some food, so I followed him. He was drooling and stumbling about, and climbed over the banister next to  his door, and thee was a kitchen right there.   He suggested I not get the  grean tea soup at tis late at night<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was at a large college. I was in a class on and extremely confused as to why I had a class on friday. I was sitting right next to a student in one of my ceal classes this semester, and a girl who had a very cool minnie mouse shirt. I complimented her on &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2003\/04\/12\/thats-some-college\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;That&#8217;s some college&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-158","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-2y","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/158","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=158"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/158\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1357,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/158\/revisions\/1357"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=158"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=158"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=158"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}