{"id":163,"date":"2003-05-13T11:14:00","date_gmt":"2003-05-13T16:14:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2003\/05\/13\/believe-it\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T16:04:25","modified_gmt":"2009-07-09T00:04:25","slug":"believe-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2003\/05\/13\/believe-it\/","title":{"rendered":"Believe it"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>From yesterday.<\/p>\n<p>I went to see Jessica play her Basketball game.  She was wearing weird pants, and some of the other teammates were wearing weird things aswell. One of theme was playing in a towel.  The game ended at 18 to 0, with her team winning- and I went to tell her that she played well, and the game was short as hell when someone grabbed me and asked if I&#8217;d stick oround for the shooting of Ripleys Believe it or Not that was going to be in the gym.  I said sure, and went out onto the porch to let Jessica know.   I told her I loved her, and then started doing that cheesy spinning and smiling into each others eyes thing with the bad music, until I abruptly stopped, wharfed, and made a shooting motion with my hand against my temple, and collapsed.  When I came to ,I went back inside where there were children singing songs and sounding like the original artist.  I only  remember seeing the piano kid from Peanuts doing some song in a deep voice, but there were many others.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>From yesterday. I went to see Jessica play her Basketball game. She was wearing weird pants, and some of the other teammates were wearing weird things aswell. One of theme was playing in a towel. The game ended at 18 to 0, with her team winning- and I went to tell her that she played &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2003\/05\/13\/believe-it\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Believe it&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-163","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-2D","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/163","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=163"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/163\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1352,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/163\/revisions\/1352"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=163"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=163"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=163"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}