I was in my dormroom, and for some reason I was part of an organized shootout. before actually doing the shootout- we all decided to ride down a waterslide in an innertube. One couple stayed at the bottom and snuck into the brush to make out, and a girl at the top of the slide yelled out some stuff and called for Henrietta, and then the Henrietta character from Evil Dead 2 came out of the ground and killed them. I eventually had to have a shootout with two other guys. Big guys who took this very seriously. I told them I didn’t want anyone to die over a drink, holding the two soda cans I needed to use as shoes. They said nothing and becan walking into the hallway with their guns. The lights in the hallway was dimh, and I told the guys in the dorm next to mine what was gonig on. The two men tip-toed around the hallway and when their backs came into view I threw napkins at them and yelled at them to stop. They turned around with their guns up by their chins and huge smiles as they pulled the trigger. There was a soft pop and a piece of paper flying to the side. Their guns were shooting those Bang! Snap! things that you throw at the ground.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
I was in my dormroom, and for some reason I was part of an organized shootout. before actually doing the shootout- we all decided to ride down a waterslide in an innertube. One couple stayed at the bottom and snuck into the brush to make out, and a girl at the top of the slide … <\/p>\n