{"id":1662,"date":"2009-09-03T06:06:54","date_gmt":"2009-09-03T14:06:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=1662"},"modified":"2009-09-03T06:06:54","modified_gmt":"2009-09-03T14:06:54","slug":"italian-cat-boss-beating","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2009\/09\/03\/italian-cat-boss-beating\/","title":{"rendered":"Italian cat boss beating."},"content":{"rendered":"<p>i was at some italian restaurant where there was a scene iwth soem oitalian gus looking for someone . \u00a0apparently he had slept with some dude&#8217;s daughter and was going to kill him if he didn&#8217;t marry her. \u00a0i found the guy and started tryingto help him hied. \u00a0 he&#8217;d hgrown a beard and changed his hair, too. \u00a0some old waiter brought us wine and was also helping us. \u00a0later I emt up with josh and garrret for some bachelor type thing at a small restaurant. \u00a0i was suppposed to be the designated driver for garret but also was drinking. \u00a0later on I went upstairs with some chick to her bedroom, but got distracted by u bunch of yelling a few rooms down. \u00a0it was a couple old itanlian guys trying to get the rights to a song lyric oithink. \u00a0the guy was refusing te give the rights over so they were beating him with a stick. \u00a0i started defending the uy and ran in with a hockey stick and started beating all three italliant gues. \u00a0i left as quick as i came, but they said they&#8217;d fidn me. \u00a0later on we heard them some more and i decided i didn&#8217;t want them coming after me, so i grabbed a woden pole to jill or permanently disable them with. \u00a0the main guy had turned into a large housecat, and i eventually had to just grab it&#8217;s legs and snap them. \u00a0it hobbled over to a wall poster of myine and other people&#8217;s flickr photos and scrathed mine all up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>i was at some italian restaurant where there was a scene iwth soem oitalian gus looking for someone . \u00a0apparently he had slept with some dude&#8217;s daughter and was going to kill him if he didn&#8217;t marry her. \u00a0i found the guy and started tryingto help him hied. \u00a0 he&#8217;d hgrown a beard and changed &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2009\/09\/03\/italian-cat-boss-beating\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Italian cat boss beating.&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-1662","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-qO","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1662","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1662"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1662\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1663,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1662\/revisions\/1663"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1662"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1662"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1662"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}