{"id":167,"date":"2003-05-29T17:17:00","date_gmt":"2003-05-29T22:17:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2003\/05\/29\/mmmmm-muckwater\/"},"modified":"2009-07-08T16:04:22","modified_gmt":"2009-07-09T00:04:22","slug":"mmmmm-muckwater","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2003\/05\/29\/mmmmm-muckwater\/","title":{"rendered":"Mmmmm muckwater"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I think I was in a nice park in New York.  There was a little girl who was dehydrated and needed water.  I dug a little hole in the ground where there was mud, and used my hands holding a pile of dirt and my sleeves to filter out the wather as best I could, dripping it into her mouth.<\/p>\n<p>Later, I was trying to find a new spot for a bunch of sea-lions to live in  the same park.  There was no ocean anywhere, mind you.  I went searching around the area for what looked like a good area to bring afew to make a home, but couldn&#8217;t find anywhere decent.  Eventualy I ended up walking on a dirt path with an old Beach Boys vinyl half-buried, and sticking up in the ground.  I climbed up a few rocks on the opposite side of a fence, and came apon train tracks on a bridge.  On my way back down, I hid behind some bushes as a train actually went by.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I think I was in a nice park in New York. There was a little girl who was dehydrated and needed water. I dug a little hole in the ground where there was mud, and used my hands holding a pile of dirt and my sleeves to filter out the wather as best I could, &hellip; <\/p>\n<p class=\"link-more\"><a href=\"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2003\/05\/29\/mmmmm-muckwater\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading<span class=\"screen-reader-text\"> &#8220;Mmmmm muckwater&#8221;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_newsletter_access":"","_jetpack_dont_email_post_to_subs":false,"_jetpack_newsletter_tier_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paywalled_content":false,"_jetpack_hide_featured_image":false,"_jetpack_featured_image_duplicate_dismissed":0,"_jetpack_feature_clip_id":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":false,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2},"jetpack_post_was_ever_published":false},"categories":[15],"tags":[2],"class_list":["post-167","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sleep","tag-dreams"],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/pyyGP-2H","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack-related-posts":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=167"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1348,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/167\/revisions\/1348"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=167"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=167"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=167"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}