{"id":1671,"date":"2009-09-09T07:44:19","date_gmt":"2009-09-09T15:44:19","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/?p=1671"},"modified":"2009-09-09T07:44:43","modified_gmt":"2009-09-09T15:44:43","slug":"1671","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/awesomelymodest.com\/blog\/2009\/09\/09\/1671\/","title":{"rendered":"Bee beer."},"content":{"rendered":"

At first I was getting it on with some rail thin chick, then moments later I was out in the woods with some friends and we were headed uphil to find a bees nest to take honey from. \u00a0we started going up the thrail and it started raining, and the ground got pretty slippery. \u00a0We were holding onto trees so we didn’t fall down. \u00a0At the top, there was a tree stump that was weathered and crumbling apart with a bees nest inside. \u00a0We took some stone carvings that looked like some crazy beetle and placed it next to the stump. \u00a0The bees poured out and moved away from the stump in fear as we scooped honey out. \u00a0they were yellow jackets though. \u00a0weird. \u00a0anyways we scooped the honey out and picked up our beetle carvings and carefully went back downhill. \u00a0We were going to use the honey for some sort of beer concoction.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

At first I was getting it on with some rail thin chick, then moments later I was out in the woods with some friends and we were headed uphil to find a bees nest to take honey from. \u00a0we started going up the thrail and it started raining, and the ground got pretty slippery. \u00a0We … <\/p>\n

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